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THERE’S A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN LEGO CITY

    The original pasta was "A Man Has Fallen Into The River in LEGO City" and many variation came since then.
    A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY

START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS

HEY

BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER

THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

    AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City?

      NTA your river your rules
      I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA?

      a man has fawwen into teh riwer in lego city! owo

        A man has fallen into the river in Lego City
        a man has fawwen into teh riwer in lego city! owo
start the rescuwu hewicopter
HEY nuzzles u
Buiwd teh hewicopter and owoff to the resucuwu
prepare the lifeline, lowoer the stwetcher and make teh resucuwu
the newu emewgency cowwection fwom lego city!!!

        A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY

          A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY

START THE UNMARKED POLICE VAN

HEY!

BUILD THE UNMARKED VAN AND OFF TO THE KIDNAPPING

PREPARE THE INFANTRY, OPEN THE BACK DOOR AND MAKE THE UNLAWFUL ARREST

THE NEW MILITARIZED POLICE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

          A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Lego city.

            A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Wuhan city.

Start the acetylene torch.

HEY!

Build the acetylene torch.

Lock him up in his apartment.

Weld the door shut.

And censor the media.

The new events that didn't happen from Wuhan city.

(sets not available in China)