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Bro I fucking love goat girls.

    Bro I fucking love goat girls. I want a cute tomboy goat gf with thicc fucking mountain-climbing thighs and sturdy horns I can grab on to and use as handlebars to mount her cute smirking face and ride her like a fucking bicycle until she’s completely soaked with drool and cum, and when I finally let go she’d let out a groaning, tired, but ultimately satisfied bleat that warms my balls, and make a corny joke about being “horny” before nuzzling up against me and sighing happily

I am extremely lonely

    I hope Irelia wins xD

      Irelia from LoL copypasta
      I hope Irelia wins xD. I’m a Irelia main and she’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by her jumping on a minions like monkey, and her voice lines are so cute like when she tells screams IOOOOOOONIA LOL! She’s super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD

      I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region

        The original pasta was about EU dominance in LoL
        I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.

        Lux drives me absolutely wild

          Lux from LoL copypasta
          Lux drives me absolutely wild and I need to vent

She's just a dumb, slutty blonde that's super peppy and cheery, but as soon as you gank her lane and grab her hair she just turns into a sparkly-eyed, blushing whore for cock.

Every time I win my lane against Lux I get a testosterone overload. I have to look at her hentai to let it all out.

Your shield might protect you from my Q's but not this goddamn dick.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

          League is so toxic

            League of Legends copypasta
            My jungler called me an “omega fart” and I really took that into heart and even ended up crying. Why would anyone say such a thing? I’m NOT an “omega fart” I am a human being. What the fuck even is an “omega fart”? Fuck this game.

            I met Tyler1

              Tyler1 copypasta
              I met Tyler1 about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tyler1 himself.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played games on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Tyler, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tyler put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.