This copypasta originated on Chinese esports forums around 2017–2018 to satirize the hyper-aggressive playstyle of Royal Never Give Up’s jungler, Mlxg. Known for his signature “starvation jungling” and reckless engages, Mlxg routinely ignored standard competitive strategy by forcing team fights regardless of how far behind his team was. The translated quote spread to Reddit and the global League of Legends community as the ultimate caricature of relentless LPL aggression.
When both teams are even in gold, MLXG feels that RNG is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When RNG is 3k behind in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their "lead". When RNG is behind 7k in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When RNG is 10K behind in gold, MLXG thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight.
I reached Gold in League of Legends
Last night I hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when I went on my walk to my standard retail job, idk I felt like I had this new edge to me that wasn't there before. I went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like my rank is strapped to my waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy. At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When I caught him, I yelled "hey!" And he looked at me and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero." I put a hand on my hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a jungler." He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. I recorded the plate and called the police.
As a new player to league I kinda copied that guy caedrel's pickems Is he just an idiot? should i never copy that guys pickems? figured he was smart cause how many viewers he has but maybe he is like ohnepixel? has a lot of viewers because he is dumb and its funny to just laugh at him ?
Like honest question would i have been better Just randoming my pickems over following his choices?
The original was for Faker when he won his 5th World’s title. Written by u/SSSl1k in a post game thread of G2 vs. T1 in LoL, the copypasta has been adopted by other esport fans to glaze on their favorite players.
Faker from LoL
I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my friend KkOma had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful KR team in League.
“How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate.
We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?”
He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Faker? The goat is never washed.”
s1mple from CS
Was walking outside and randomly saw Karrigan making his vlogs. After he was finished recording, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. s1mple? The goat is never washed."
Magnus Carlsen “The GOAT is now washed.”
I was in Vegas for a convention and figured I’d finally visit my old friend Danny Rensch. Ever since he’d slowed down on screwing the chess community, he’d apparently gotten really into country living.
“How’s retirement treating you?” I asked as he opened the gate to his property.
“Oh, you know,” Danny grinned. “Peaceful. Slower pace. I’ve mostly been taking care of animals these days.”
He led me around the farm introducing them one by one, proudly explaining he’d named them after famous chess players, as the unhinged animals they were.
“That stubborn donkey over there is Hikaru. The horse that keeps escaping is Nepo. And that tiny violent rooster is Alireza." A peacock strutted past us, dazzling and elegant for about six seconds before walking directly into a fence. "Ding." He pointed toward a goose violently chasing a tractor tire across the yard. “That’s Hans. Nobody’s really sure how he got here.”
Then suddenly, the air changed.
A warm, heavenly aroma drifted across the field. Notes of sandalwood, lavender, maybe a hint of vanilla. It was intoxicating. Romantic, even. Like walking through a luxury spa during golden hour.
I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Danny,” I whispered, almost emotional, “what the hell is that incredible smell?”
He smiled softly and pointed toward the hill.
“Ah. Magnus.”
In the distance, a perfectly groomed goat stood majestically in the sunset, its coat shimmering in the breeze.
Danny nodded proudly.
“The GOAT is now washed.”
Rank inflation ruined my life
I was never good looking, smart, or good at anything. All I had was league. And for a long time, league was part of my identity. Not anymore.
I met my girlfriend on the rift on my smurf and ever since, she's been my yuumi support. The kitten I've always wanted. I liked her for her voice and cosplays, she liked me for my Diamond rank.
It felt good being someone for a while. Someone people would like, look up to. My rank was everything to me, and it didn't even matter we're together only because I'm diamond and I can carry her friends in flex. It was enough to keep our relationship strong for two whole years, thousands of kilometers apart. Until 2026.
Her 'attractive' friend suddenly went from plat to diamond. And guess what. She left me, she didn't need me anymore. She didn't care because she wasn't good enough for high elo anyway, even my new GM rank became meaningless. She had her new boyfriend who was not only diamond for the first time in the past 10 years, but someone she could also videochat without cringing.
Now I'm single and queuing against formerly hardstuck D4 players in grandmaster with not a single soul to care.
How could they let this happen? Does the company not care about our community anymore? I wasted $2000 in skins and this is my thanks.
My name is Gayside, I am 24 years old and I'm from Serbia! I have been a bottom since late Season 6. I dont really main a certain ADC but i used to BOUNCE alot of poppers bears and twinks.
