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MLXG starts a team fight

    MLXG copypasta
    When both teams are even in gold, MLXG feels that RNG is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When RNG is 3k behind in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their "lead". When RNG is behind 7k in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When RNG is 10K behind in gold, MLXG thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight.

    I discovered my parents play LoL

      League of Legends is a 2009 multiplayer online battle arena video game developed and published by Riot Games.
      Recently I discovered my parents play LoL together in secrecy.

My younger brother and I were both gifted new gaming laptops last Christmas. My parents set some ground rules however. After 8pm they are to be left in the lounge room as to ensure we don’t take them to bed with us and spend the entire evening gaming.

A few evenings ago I woke up in the middle of the night and was fairly restless, I tossed and turned in bed and for the love of god could just not get back to sleep. I laid awake staring at the ceiling finally on the verge of dozing back off until I started hearing some faint noises. The noises were fairly quiet at first and seemed to be coming from my parents room. As the seconds past the noises became more clear and more frequent. It was my father and mother, and they were playing LoL!

I couldn’t make out most of what they were saying but they must of been caught in an intense team fight. I heard a lot of back a forth sighing and panting and what I assume was the banging of the mouse against bed side table.

I laid there and listened in as best I could and the noises kept ramping up and I assume the game got more intense and more intense.

It must of been slightly past the 25 minute mark at this point when all I can assume a massive team fight broke out. I suppose my father is a support main like my self as I could hear my mother encouraging him and coaching him on his Alistar play.

“Pulverise that pussy! Pulverise it”

There must have been a Yummi on the other team. I could picture the team fight in my head playing out and I started to get more frantic wondering what the outcome of the team fight would be.

“Yes baby, keep going keep going” My mother exclaimed.

They must of aced them and are now running down mid to close the game out! I can only assume my mother has just respawned and is about to TP in the enemy base to join father in killing the nexus!

“I’m coming baby I’m coming” She keeps repeating to my father “Yes keep hitting it just like that” My dad must be carrying this game from the way my mother is yelling at him in joy

“OHHHH FUCK YES DAVID” she screams!

He’s done it. My dad has killed the nexus and my parents have gained some hard earned LP.

The room goes silent and I catch my breath also after listening in on one of the most intense games of my life. I assume they didn’t que up again because in the next hour or so I didn’t hear a noise. Eventually I fall back asleep myself.

The next morning I got up out of bed and went to the kitchen to make some breakfast. My parents are sitting at the table.

We make some small talk before I have to quickly head out the door and go meet my friends. As I’m about the leave I turn to both of them and let them know I heard them last night.

I quickly pat my dad on the back and congratulate him and start heading out the door. My father has gone bright red and my mother’s mouth is wide open in shock.

I assume they are both embarrassed and completely gob smacked because they haven’t said a word and I now know they are gamers.

Just before I pull the door closed behind me I turn to my mother and exclaim “Don’t worry mum, I fucking hate Yummi too” and give her a cheeky little wink

      I cannot wait to see RED BULL BARON POWER PLAY

        Riot Games and Red Bull have come together for a new 1 v 1 League of Legends tournament called Red Bull Power Spike.
        I cannot wait to see RED BULL BARON POWER PLAY, after they won the GRUB HUB teamfight. Maybe they can get those HONDA turrets, too! After they win the game, I can go tweet to get on their VERIZON all chat during the STATE FARM analyst desk

        Midbeast on 10 year life plan

          Drew "Midbeast" Timbs is a League of Legends esports player, currently streamer/content creator for Team Liquid.
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          10 year life plan?

Save money, invest. Millionare. Millionare? Buy TSM. Import all the best players. Nuguri, Canyon, Uzi, Ming. Put me in mid lane. Super team. Win Worlds. Hoist trophy. Future wife notices me. Married. Kids? 5. Top Beast, Jung Beast, Bot Beast, Supp Beast. Prodigies. Mechanical. Macro economical, I teach them.

2037 League of Legends 2 World championship trophy hoisted once again by Dad Beast.

"We owe it all to you dad!"

          I see this tournament as a lose lose for Europe.

            EU has proven its the best region in Europe.
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            I see this tournament as a lose lose for Europe. KR CN and LMS are all off having a incredibly high level tournament where CH and LMS especially will learn a fuck ton from it and help their level of play drastically come worlds.

EU on the other hand is stuck playing NA which we gain/learn very little from beating aside from some spicy new memes and trash talk for a few weeks, whereas the NA teams will benefit much more from the games against us.

I dunno it just seems like Europe is getting the short end of the stick here where every other regions teams are benefitting but we arent (Guess the same goes for Korea too). but never the less i guess it will still be a fun tournament to watch for the pure rivalry aspect of it. Thoughts?

            Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ

              Doublelift is a retired League of Legends esports player and currently streamer for TSM.
              Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QT’s stream to find him sitting in queue… He frantically began tabbing between his client and QT’s stream, then one after the other… both queues popped. “I need the toilet” he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.