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I hope Irelia wins xD

    Irelia from LoL copypasta
    I hope Irelia wins xD. I’m a Irelia main and she’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by her jumping on a minions like monkey, and her voice lines are so cute like when she tells screams IOOOOOOONIA LOL! She’s super random but also smarter than she looks, just like me xD

    I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region

      The original pasta was about EU dominance in LoL
      I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.

      Lux drives me absolutely wild

        Lux from LoL copypasta
        Lux drives me absolutely wild and I need to vent
        
        She's just a dumb, slutty blonde that's super peppy and cheery, but as soon as you gank her lane and grab her hair she just turns into a sparkly-eyed, blushing whore for cock.
        
        Every time I win my lane against Lux I get a testosterone overload. I have to look at her hentai to let it all out.
        
        Your shield might protect you from my Q's but not this goddamn dick.
        
        Thank you for coming to my ted talk

        League is so toxic

          League of Legends copypasta
          My jungler called me an “omega fart” and I really took that into heart and even ended up crying. Why would anyone say such a thing? I’m NOT an “omega fart” I am a human being. What the fuck even is an “omega fart”? Fuck this game.

          I met Tyler1

            Tyler1 copypasta
            I met Tyler1 about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tyler1 himself.
            
            I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played games on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Tyler, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tyler put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

            Sincerely, A Shen Main

              Shen copypasta
              A good Shen player will usually never ult just to save your ass. We are not your babysitters. When Shen ults he sees a possibility to turn the fight around for your team. He is very often leaving behind resources like XP and Farm just to turn around the fight, but when you decide to run away you most likely have given your enemy top laner free resources and the turret in return for nothing for Shen. This also shows us that you are usually not worth ulting for. Instead just walk into Taunt Range for Shen. This isn't just about Shen, though. Most Enemies will have spent their resources by then so you are giving Shen the opportunity to assist YOU in getting kills. A single taunt is usually more than enough to make you go from certain death to 2 easy kills bot lane.
              
              Sincerely,
              
              A Shen Main