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Geometry Dash Girlfriend

    Geometry Dash copypasta
    It was a night like any other. I was grinding out Acu (my first extreme) on my phone while on class, when I noticed something. A woman. A female human. A member of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species with XX chromosomes. Immediately, my primal instincts activated, and my dick became harder than a diamond, resembling a sword that could slice a man in 2. Of course, one could claim that she just was asking her friend for a pencil and happened to make eye contact with me for 0.2 seconds, but I digress. I quickly volted towards her, and said "I have 4K stars and 120 demons in GD". As any reasonable individual would, she immediately fell in love with me, and proceeded to have sex right there and now, with me yelling "Go at 67%" in the middle of the procedure. Nowadays I am a proud father of 2 and have a lovely wife, all thanks to GD.

    Geometry Dash is easy

      Geometry Dash is a series of music platforming video games
      Do not fucking talk trash to me like this. You are garbage at Geometry Dash, do you fully understand how fucking shit you are the game? You're sitting there with an ass full of shit, and you're smashing your keyboard at me trying to beat the first level, the first fucking level. I want this to become very clear to you - I have beaten every single level in Geometry Dash, and I have collected all 3 of the secret coins. Can you even COMPREHEND my level of skill in Geometry Dash?