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Dont pull for Wriothesley

    Wriothesley copypasta

    Its the “Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players” copypasta but changed to Wriothesley from Genshin due to how long it took for his rerun to happen.

    Dont pull for Wriothesley
    
    If you want to respect the OG players who had Wriothesley previously, dont pull for wriothesley. Having wriothesley is something that only og players should have, it is a sign that they didnt wait for the hydro archon and pulled instantly. Respect the OG 

    Genshin would be better if the content was tailored to me personally

      It started as shitpost towards the drama happening within Genhin Impact community but had since become a staple copypasta whenever there’s player drama within a Hoyoverse game.

      As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:
      
      Not making content for the average player.
      
      I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.
      
      It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

      Honkai Star Rail (HSR)

      HSR would be better if the content was tailored to me personally
      Meme / Fluff
      
      As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:
      
      Not making content for the average player.
      
      I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.
      
      It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

      Oh my god, guys… I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact.

        Citlali copypasta
        Oh my god, guys... I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact. I want to impregnate her. I don't care that she's so old that she can't have kids anymore. I will not stop breeding her until her body starts producing eggs again. I want to keep breeding her loose hag pussy until I pass out. I want to fondle her breasts and hear her say "Please stop touching my Citlalin and Itzpapa. I will NOT stop. I want her to stay addicted to alcohol. I want her to come back to our house, drunk and dirty, reeking of piss and alcohol. I will not be able to constrain myself. I want to enter her bedroom after she's been doing nothing but gooning, drinking booze and reading smut for a few weeks without taking a shower. Guys. I can't take it anymore. I NEED to impregnate Citlali. 

        Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally.

          Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally. Every time I try to do something I immediately stop and stare at Mavuika’s ass. Trying to fight? Her ass jiggles so much that I start gooning uncontrollably. Exploration? I keep staring at her ass and end up going into a wall for half an hour while gooning. Trying to do quests? Every time I take a step with Mavuika I have to stop and lick my screen because her ass makes me so horny that I can’t think of anything else. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even think about the game in the public, because if I do, then I immediately open and start licking my phone and jerking off. Hell, I can’t even escape this in my dreams. Ever since Mavuika’s leaks dropped I could only ever dream of becoming her bike, just so she could sit on me. I don’t know what to do at this point and I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep playing this game 

          Ajaw

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            Zyox – MODS FIND HIS LOCATION

              Zy0x MODS FIND HIS LOCATION copypasta

              It came from a Zy0x stream where he goes into detail on how to ruin a chatter’s life for making a joke he didn’t even remember.

              MODS, 🧍‍♀️FIND HIS LOCATION  🫵 THEN- DON'T DOX THEM 😦 DON'T DO THAT ❌ THEN GO THERE 🏃‍♀️ TAKE THEIR PILLOW RIGHT 🛌 REMOVE THE PILLOW CASE😮 PUT ON A NEW ONE THAT'S A BIT LESS COMFY 😨 AND THEN MAKE SURE IT'S WARM 😳 PUT A HEATER UNDER THE PILLOW 🔥INTEGRATED INTO THE PILLOW CASE 🤫 SO THAT THE PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES 🥵THEN TAKE THEIR PHONE CHARGER 🪢 TANGLE IT A LITTLE TO WHERE IT ONLY CHARGES AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE 😱THEN PLUG THAT BACK INTO THE WALL IN A LOOSE WAY 🔌WHERE IT'S GONNA FALL OUT WHEN THEY PLUG THEIR PHONE IN 🙍‍♀️AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE INCONVENIENCED 😟 BECAUSE THEIR PHONE WON'T ACTUALLY WORK ANYMORE 😤IT WON'T CHARGE 😩 THEY THINK IT'LL CHARGE BUT IT WON'T CHARGE PROPERLY 🤡  SO THEIR ALARM WON'T GO OFF NEXT MORNING ⏰THEY'RE GONNA MISS THEIR FLIGHT ✈️  MISS THEIR RIDE TO WORK 🏇THEIR BOSS IS GONNA BE LIKE 🙎‍♂️"LISTEN HERE, THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME YOU'VE BEEN LATE" 🙅‍♂️ FIRED, LOSE THEIR JOB, 😿ALL BECAUSE- ☝️I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEIR MESSAGE WAS 🤓 BUT THEY CHOSE TO MAKE A JOKE.🤬 
              Mods, find his location, then don't dox them, don't do that. Then go there, take their pillow right, remove the pillow case, put on a new one that's a bit less comfy and then make sure it's warm. Put a heater under the pillow integrated into the pillow case, so that the pillow is always warm on both sides. Then take their phone charger, tangle it a little to where it only charges at a specific angle. Then plug that back into the wall in a loose way where it's gonna fall out when they plug their phone in and then they're gonna have to be inconvenienced because their phone won't actually work anymore, it won't charge. They think it'll charge but it won't charge properly, so their alarm won't go off next morning, they're gonna mis their flight, miss their ride to work, their boss is gonna be like "listen here, this is the SIXTH TIME you've been late", fired, lose their job, all because they chose to make a joke.