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Zyox – MODS FIND HIS LOCATION

    Zy0x MODS FIND HIS LOCATION copypasta

    It came from a Zy0x stream where he goes into detail on how to ruin a chatter’s life for making a joke he didn’t even remember.

    MODS, 🧍‍♀️FIND HIS LOCATION  🫵 THEN- DON'T DOX THEM 😦 DON'T DO THAT ❌ THEN GO THERE 🏃‍♀️ TAKE THEIR PILLOW RIGHT 🛌 REMOVE THE PILLOW CASE😮 PUT ON A NEW ONE THAT'S A BIT LESS COMFY 😨 AND THEN MAKE SURE IT'S WARM 😳 PUT A HEATER UNDER THE PILLOW 🔥INTEGRATED INTO THE PILLOW CASE 🤫 SO THAT THE PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES 🥵THEN TAKE THEIR PHONE CHARGER 🪢 TANGLE IT A LITTLE TO WHERE IT ONLY CHARGES AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE 😱THEN PLUG THAT BACK INTO THE WALL IN A LOOSE WAY 🔌WHERE IT'S GONNA FALL OUT WHEN THEY PLUG THEIR PHONE IN 🙍‍♀️AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE INCONVENIENCED 😟 BECAUSE THEIR PHONE WON'T ACTUALLY WORK ANYMORE 😤IT WON'T CHARGE 😩 THEY THINK IT'LL CHARGE BUT IT WON'T CHARGE PROPERLY 🤡  SO THEIR ALARM WON'T GO OFF NEXT MORNING ⏰THEY'RE GONNA MISS THEIR FLIGHT ✈️  MISS THEIR RIDE TO WORK 🏇THEIR BOSS IS GONNA BE LIKE 🙎‍♂️"LISTEN HERE, THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME YOU'VE BEEN LATE" 🙅‍♂️ FIRED, LOSE THEIR JOB, 😿ALL BECAUSE- ☝️I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEIR MESSAGE WAS 🤓 BUT THEY CHOSE TO MAKE A JOKE.🤬 
    Mods, find his location, then don't dox them, don't do that. Then go there, take their pillow right, remove the pillow case, put on a new one that's a bit less comfy and then make sure it's warm. Put a heater under the pillow integrated into the pillow case, so that the pillow is always warm on both sides. Then take their phone charger, tangle it a little to where it only charges at a specific angle. Then plug that back into the wall in a loose way where it's gonna fall out when they plug their phone in and then they're gonna have to be inconvenienced because their phone won't actually work anymore, it won't charge. They think it'll charge but it won't charge properly, so their alarm won't go off next morning, they're gonna mis their flight, miss their ride to work, their boss is gonna be like "listen here, this is the SIXTH TIME you've been late", fired, lose their job, all because they chose to make a joke. 

    resent rubber cement camping tent periodic event economic rent

      An Ode to Lament: 
      
      resent
      rubber cement
      camping tent
      periodic event
      economic rent
      vice president
      to a great extent
      stochastic radiant descent
      breach of trust with fraudulent intent
      live laugh lament
      🔥
      🗣okay, resent, 🏙🥊 🧱rubber cement, ⛺camping tent,📉📊 economic rent, 🥳👯‍♂️ periodic event, 🤵🗣im gonna be vice-president, 💪🏃‍♂️💨to great extent, 🦘👆👇i will LAMENT , 💀🛹when im on your pavement 

      This is Mavuika ❤️‍🔥Pyro Queen 👸 370 Base Atk 🌩

        This is Mavuika ❤️‍🔥Pyro Queen 👸 370 Base Atk 🌩🤺 250% crit damage 🏋‍♂️ extra 40% crit rate from Codex 🎖Best Pyro on fielder 🌶 Best Pyro off fielder 👹 Buff team damage 🕶 buff more with cinder 🥋 No ICD 🤹‍♀️ exploration God 🏍 can retire Xiangling 👩‍🍳 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

        NO MORE XIANGLING COPYPASTA!

          Mavuika the anti-Xiangling copypasta

          Created by u/No_Statistician_3782, its known as the anti-Xiangling copypasta or ‘XIANGLING COPYPASTA NO MORE’ after beta leaks indicate that the upcoming character Mavuika has no ICD (Internal Cooldown).

          Where the hell are you now Xiangling you little shit?
          
          I WILL play Klee. Her best team will have Mavuika. I WILL play Raiden, Chillde, Wriosthesley, Sharktard Girl and more. And they all will want Mavuika. She will use your spine as the highway to a new era for the meta!
          
          I WILL wale for Mavuika. Fish, cook, mine, even collect MINT for her. I WILL present her signature at her feet. If she isn't satisfied I WILL pull for her Constellations. "I don't need any ER fam, I got you" She will tell me and my knees will turn into dust.
          
          Mavuika can take all my primogems. I WILL present to her my cancelled credit card. "This is unnecessary, I'm with you my friend 🌞!" She will grab her bike and say "It's bikening time!" There will be no hint of sadness in my eyes anymore. There will be only pure, burning freedom from your cooking hands.
          
          What a beautiful world.

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charmony Doves

            The Charmony Dove brainrot

            Its a crossover between the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin and Charmony Dove brainrot from Honkai Star Rail.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Charmony Doves. I try to play HSR. I am reminded of Charmony Doves. I try to browse r/HonkaiStarRail. Charmony Dove gives me brainrot. I try to go to sleep. I hear Sunday's monologue. I want to make a Slumbernana meme. It ends up being Charmony Doves. I want to play Genshin, ZZZ - they both remind me of Charmony Doves. Sunday grabs me by the throat. I sing for him. I fashion a cage. I give him my freedom. He isn't satisfied. I pull Robin. "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." He tells me. "That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing." He grabs Numby and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then." I can't listen anymore, I don't have enough brain cells. He grabs my phone. It breaks down. "Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer." He grabs a Charmony Dove. He says "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." There is no hint of reason in his eyes. Nothing but pure, brainrot-inducing Charmony Dove copypasta. What a cruel world. 

            Dori (yeah) Let me tell you a story (ok)

              Its the Dori copypasta from Genshin Impact featured in Zy0x stream.

              Dori (yeah) Let me tell you a story (ok) You will be sorry (yeah) for messing with Dori (ok yeah) [A bit later into the song] Ok ok I heal (yeah) Worse than Kuki? Ok. But you’ll be shooky when I electrify you