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your D cup Breasts are a putrid display of opulence

    Your D cup breasts are a putrid display of opulence, while my A cups (of which I am NOT insecure about!!) show dignity, nobility, refined and modest way of life. 
    your D cup Breasts are a putrid display of opulence, while my A cups (of Which i am NOT insecure  about!!) show dignity , nobility, a refined and Modest way of Life.

    It originally came from a Twitter post by @salivasisters but the account and Tweet had since been deleted. Its now usually used as a joke for flat chested anime girls being jealous of “bigger” characters. 

    your D cup  Breasts are a putrid display of opulence and will only lead to deficient altitude, while my A cups (of Which i am NOT insecure  about!!) show dignity , air mobility, a sleek form factor and unsurpassed Ma'ken

    Dont pull for Wriothesley

      Wriothesley copypasta

      Its the “Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players” copypasta but changed to Wriothesley from Genshin due to how long it took for his rerun to happen.

      Dont pull for Wriothesley

If you want to respect the OG players who had Wriothesley previously, dont pull for wriothesley. Having wriothesley is something that only og players should have, it is a sign that they didnt wait for the hydro archon and pulled instantly. Respect the OG

      Genshin would be better if the content was tailored to me personally

        It started as shitpost towards the drama happening within Genhin Impact community but had since become a staple copypasta whenever there’s player drama within a Hoyoverse game. 

        As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:

Not making content for the average player.

I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.

It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

        Honkai Star Rail (HSR)

        HSR would be better if the content was tailored to me personally
Meme / Fluff

As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:

Not making content for the average player.

I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.

It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

        Oh my god, guys… I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact.

          Citlali copypasta
          Oh my god, guys... I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact. I want to impregnate her. I don't care that she's so old that she can't have kids anymore. I will not stop breeding her until her body starts producing eggs again. I want to keep breeding her loose hag pussy until I pass out. I want to fondle her breasts and hear her say "Please stop touching my Citlalin and Itzpapa. I will NOT stop. I want her to stay addicted to alcohol. I want her to come back to our house, drunk and dirty, reeking of piss and alcohol. I will not be able to constrain myself. I want to enter her bedroom after she's been doing nothing but gooning, drinking booze and reading smut for a few weeks without taking a shower. Guys. I can't take it anymore. I NEED to impregnate Citlali.

          Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally.

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            Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally. Every time I try to do something I immediately stop and stare at Mavuika’s ass. Trying to fight? Her ass jiggles so much that I start gooning uncontrollably. Exploration? I keep staring at her ass and end up going into a wall for half an hour while gooning. Trying to do quests? Every time I take a step with Mavuika I have to stop and lick my screen because her ass makes me so horny that I can’t think of anything else. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even think about the game in the public, because if I do, then I immediately open and start licking my phone and jerking off. Hell, I can’t even escape this in my dreams. Ever since Mavuika’s leaks dropped I could only ever dream of becoming her bike, just so she could sit on me. I don’t know what to do at this point and I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep playing this game

            Ajaw

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