This is Mavuika ❤️🔥Pyro Queen 👸 370 Base Atk 🌩🤺 250% crit damage 🏋♂️ extra 40% crit rate from Codex 🎖Best Pyro on fielder 🌶 Best Pyro off fielder 👹 Buff team damage 🕶 buff more with cinder 🥋 No ICD 🤹♀️ exploration God 🏍 can retire Xiangling 👩🍳 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
Created by u/No_Statistician_3782, its known as the anti-Xiangling copypasta or ‘XIANGLING COPYPASTA NO MORE’ after beta leaks indicate that the upcoming character Mavuika has no ICD (Internal Cooldown).
Where the hell are you now Xiangling you little shit?
I WILL play Klee. Her best team will have Mavuika. I WILL play Raiden, Chillde, Wriosthesley, Sharktard Girl and more. And they all will want Mavuika. She will use your spine as the highway to a new era for the meta!
I WILL wale for Mavuika. Fish, cook, mine, even collect MINT for her. I WILL present her signature at her feet. If she isn't satisfied I WILL pull for her Constellations. "I don't need any ER fam, I got you" She will tell me and my knees will turn into dust.
Mavuika can take all my primogems. I WILL present to her my cancelled credit card. "This is unnecessary, I'm with you my friend 🌞!" She will grab her bike and say "It's bikening time!" There will be no hint of sadness in my eyes anymore. There will be only pure, burning freedom from your cooking hands.
What a beautiful world.
Its a crossover between the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin and Charmony Dove brainrot from Honkai Star Rail.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Charmony Doves. I try to play HSR. I am reminded of Charmony Doves. I try to browse r/HonkaiStarRail. Charmony Dove gives me brainrot. I try to go to sleep. I hear Sunday's monologue. I want to make a Slumbernana meme. It ends up being Charmony Doves. I want to play Genshin, ZZZ - they both remind me of Charmony Doves. Sunday grabs me by the throat. I sing for him. I fashion a cage. I give him my freedom. He isn't satisfied. I pull Robin. "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." He tells me. "That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing." He grabs Numby and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then." I can't listen anymore, I don't have enough brain cells. He grabs my phone. It breaks down. "Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer." He grabs a Charmony Dove. He says "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." There is no hint of reason in his eyes. Nothing but pure, brainrot-inducing Charmony Dove copypasta. What a cruel world. 
Its the Dori copypasta from Genshin Impact featured in Zy0x stream.
Dori (yeah) Let me tell you a story (ok) You will be sorry (yeah) for messing with Dori (ok yeah) [A bit later into the song] Ok ok I heal (yeah) Worse than Kuki? Ok. But you’ll be shooky when I electrify you 
Everything revolves around hydro, it makes me insane. I try to use Dendro characters, all of them do bloom reactions. I try to use Pyro characters, they need Vaporize teams. I need more HP, I need two hydro characters. Where did all the Pyro off-fielders go? That's right, Hydro took them all. You want a healer? Here's Kokomi. You want an overpowered DPS? Here's Neuvillette. You want a Hydro Applicator? Here's Yelan. Don't have Yelan? Use Xingqiu. Want a Dendro bloom DPS? Here's Nilou. You want a character that does everything for you? Here's Furina. Every time I look into the Spiral Abyss Usage summary, my eyes glare at the sight of the Iudex, never moving a single inch away from S tier. Every time I wash my hands, the droplets remind me of Ayato's Kamisato Art: Suiyuu. Every time I use my garden hose, I get reminded of Neuvillette's biden blast. It's everywhere, maybe Hydro really was the impact. 
Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.
As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.
🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 on-field carry 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% Crit Damage 🤷♂️ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee 💦 Unstoppable 🚫 Penetrates shields 🛡 Can self heal 🧱 Insane AOE 🐯 Braindead single target ☝spin to win 🕐 can solo abyss 🧙♂️ versatile teams and F2P friendly 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 🤹♂️ Self-healing 🏥 CA hits multiple targets 👥 Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements 🔋 No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱