So I'm not homophobic but...
Just imagine being gay lol, it's so stupid. Imagine liking men so much you would want to live with one forever. Imagine seeing a man's pecs and just thinking about how comfortable they must be to rest your head on.
Imagine being able to feel safe and aroused around big muscular men. While they call you a good boy, and treat you gently.
Imagine resting in another man arms, kissing him and hugging him with all your strength. Slowly ensnaring one of his legs with yours. Feeling his warmth, his breath, his heartbeat. Imagine being happy about this, feeling blessed to have found love. Imagine this man is now sucking on your cock. You should feel disgusted or mock him, but the only thing you feel is arousal, and a bit of pride. Imagine sucking this guy's dick. you should want to stop, but no, you only want to make him feel as good as he made you feel.
Imagine this same man pinning you down on your bed, as he frots his dick against yours, letting you do nothing but uncontrollably moan from pleasure. Instead of feeling powerless you feel so horny, so happy. You think it's so fun and hot. Then he cums on you and you cum on yourself, you should feel disgusted or sad, but you feel pleased, relieved even. Imagine that after that you just go clean yourself and then directly go back to cuddling with him.
Imagine being afraid of being found out, or of having your rights removed because you dare be in love with the wrong person. Imagine feeling dread when you hear kid spout out that homosexuals should get killed for being degenerates. Imagine feeling pure terror at the thought of seeing your rights revoked. Imagine knowing that if this happens, you are dead because everything about your identity is probably stored somewhere.
Lol gays are so dumb its so funny.
I'm a straight male and when my roommate and I are both single we suck eachother off multiple times a week.
We've lived together for 8 years now and whenever both of us are single we suck eachother off to get off. It's not gay because we're closing our eyes and thinking of women also we say no homo before and after while keeping our socks on so we're definitely straight. We also don't butt fuck eachother because that's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay but we aren't gay. We do this purely to expel semen and relieve sexual tension we don't do this because we're gay and we love eachother. We do this because we're straight and we just need to cum.
Fellas is it gay to kiss a girl i mean your literally kissing someone who likes dicc, Fellas is it gay to drink water i mean the male body is literally 70% water you're literally deepthroating another man Fellas, is it gay to look in a mirror i mean you're literally checking out a man body, Fellas is it gay to make money i mean you're literally collecting pictures of other men, Fellas is it gay to master bait i mean you're literally touching a dicc, Fellas is it gay to see i mean you're literally observing in a world with lots of dicc, Fellas is it gay to be a man i mean you're literally walking around with a dicc attached to you, Fellas is it gay to breathe i mean you're literally inhaling dicc particles, Fellas is it gay to to exist i mean your litterally choosing to be in a world with so much dicc.
The straightest thing a straight man can do is having sex with a straight femboy. Its true, think about it. Women like men and liking men is gay thus making sex with women gay. However if you fuck a straight femboy straight away you both don't like men thus it wouldn't be gay, right? Wrong. Let me explain.
You might think that because of the femboy being straight and not looking masculine, it wouldn't be gay to fuck him but in reality the femboy would be gay because you look masculine. Having sex with a man is gay, so you would become gay too. So in order to have straight sex, you too have to become a femboy yourself. If there is no masculinity involved and you both are straight, you both stay straight during intercourse. It's that simple.
The gayest thing you can do objectively speaking is having sex with a woman. Think about it. It is literally a part of the body that EVOLVED to take dicks. Their own structure by nature accommodates dick. Not only that, and this is true I googled it, vaginas can also release baby boys which grow into men. So you are having sex with a potential man making factory as well. Not to mention vaginas store the energy of all dicks that have been inside there so it's basically like someone is slapping a bunch of hotdogs together in a damp cave. You are essentially fucking those ghost dicks alongside her. You are having sex with a man making dick pocket.
Literally is there anything else gayer than this? There isn't.
The straightest thing you can do is call up your boys.
It is scientifically proven that men being around other men increases testosterone. That is the life blood of masculinity if you didn't know. In order to stimulate our testo-production you should embrace your boys in a circle to exchange masculine energy. Make sure you are all holding hands so there is no break in the masculine energy flow. Hold eye contact to establish dominance. Also, I recommend doing this nude and outdoors. Nature is always good, and the public should fear you.
Being nude with your fellow men and seeing one another's muscles allows you to psych up if in a life or death scenario you could either A) take them in a fight or B) they would be useful to you in a 2v2. Once you are done massaging each other and potentially-probably masturbating, you will feel an elevation in your general prowess as a man.
Like a rabid leopard fresh off the kill. You will be ready to yell at women on Discord, drink BANG energy drinks, misunderstand every major theme in American Psycho all while listening to Joe Rogan in no time. Just like a true straight man would.
I'm a man. A real man that gets his cocked suck. I do not eat pussy. I make sure a woman understands that I'm a dom and she is a sub. A real goddamn man. And it hurts to see emasculation in other men. This is frame.
