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Bro, you’re so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together.

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    byu/TrenSetterrrr from discussion
    inmoreplatesmoredates
    Bro, you're so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together. Just think about it, If you were a woman we'd definitely have sex together, watch horror movies, play videogames together, and philosophize about life and stuff. Well, let's drop the bar to femboy. Well, yknow, It doesn't matter if you're man or woman. So think about it.

    Sucking your own dick is one of the most red pilled heterosexual acts you could possibly do

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      byu/Oreo_Gore from discussion
      inkitchencels
      Sucking your own dick is one of the most red pilled heterosexual acts you could possibly do as long as you think about a woman while doing it.

Putting a full cock into your mouth might sound gay, but I don't subscribe to the kantian idea of a strict maxime. After all, you're not gay because you masturbate as long as you masturbate to women. Touching dick might make you gay but not if you touch your own.

Following that logic, sucking dick might be gay, but sucking your own dick to a picture or thought of a woman is not homosexual deviancy, it's an ascended form of heterosexual masturbation + you are getting your dick sucked.

So it's not just not gay to suck your own cock, it's one of the most heterosexual things imaginable as you are actively receiving head, putting you into the alpha position.

      “Yuri” this, “Yaoi” that, the word that you are looking for is GAY, as in HOMOSEXUAL.

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        byu/Mig_Maluco_G4cha from discussion
        inStonetossingjuice
        "Yuri" this, "Yaoi" that, the word that you are looking for is GAY, as in HOMOSEXUAL.

"Uhm, uhm. I like Yaoi." No, you like GAY. You like MEN KISSING.
"Uhm, I drew some Yuri." No, you drew LESBIANS.
"Uhm, here's my Yuri fanfiction :3" MENTAL ILLNESS.

Embrace the Gay. Do not hide it under FAKE, COMMUNIST, JAPANSHIT titles like Y*ri and Y*oi. Same goes for so-called "Femboys" and their rabid cult of GAYS.

        I remember at one party when I was a teen, my buddy had a mattress

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          byu/MetalFabulous1110 from discussion
          inSipsTea
          I remember at one party when I was a teen, my buddy had a mattress laying in the middle of his basement floor and these three girls we were friends with were getting it on while a bunch of us kinda levitated over and stood around drinking and watching (men and women). It just became a thing where people would come over, converse, watch some sex and then pop off again. It all ended when one of their boyfriends (my bestfriend, the crazy fucker) chucked off all his clothes and literally cannonballed into them, setting them to scatter in all directions crying and soberly yelling what a creep he was, "Brandon! What the fuck you fucking weirdo! Ew!"

          Parents caught me gooning to femboys what should I do?

            Its from a post on r/teenagersbutbetter that got removed shortly afterwards.

            so this happened last night and i’m still spiraling so bear with me

basically, I'm 15, my family was going to the local fair thing that happens like once a year, they asked if i wanted to come but i said no cuz i had “homework” (i did NOT have homework bro i just wanted to stay home and do what needed to be done if u know what i mean 😭)

so they leave, house is empty, i get comfy. lights off. headphones on. tabs open. i had my lil playlist goin and everything was set. it was some realll specific femboy stuff too like not just regular videos i was 12 pages deep in twitter threads w/ captions like “don’t scroll if you have school tmrw 😵‍💫💦”

anyways i was DEEP into it like deep in the trenches brain fully goo. i think i had been at it for like an hour? maybe more? no clue. time stopped existing. i was whispering sh*t under my breath too like “yes please” and “good boy” (IK I KNOW DONT EVEN SAY IT BRO I’M AWARE 😭)

and i had like some moan audios playing in the back too synced up with my d*ldo . literally the most feral session i’ve ever had

BUT APPARENTLY

my parents came back early. i don’t even know why. i still haven’t asked. but i had my noise canceling headphones on so i didn’t hear the door. didn’t hear them walk in. didn’t hear my dad coming up the stairs.

i only noticed when the door OPENED

and i swear on my life it was like time froze

i yanked my blanket over myself and alt+tabbed SO fast i almost sprained my wrist. but i still had one airpod in and the moans were still playing 😭

my screen had like 12 tabs open. you could SEE one of them was just a full-on femboy cosplay thread with a vid that was 100% still moving in the corner. and my dad just stood there. stared at the screen. then at me. then just backed out slowly like he walked in on a crime scene

i heard my mom downstairs go “was he watching… a boy?” and then silence. complete silence. the kind of silence that makes you reevaluate your entire bloodline

i didn’t leave my room for the rest of the night. i just laid there face down. couldn’t even finish. mood was GONE. soul was GONE

this morning my mom asked if i “needed to talk” and i just said “nope.” my dad still hasn’t said anything. not even a cough. like bro didn’t even tell the dog good morning

i don’t know what they saw. i don’t know if they think i’m gay or possessed or both. all i know is i need to fake my death and move to another country