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A woman in my porn video?!

    Yanet Garcia. Your welcome.
    Fucking seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A FUCKING WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!
    
    I just can't anymore. First they invade my films and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.
    Fucking🍆🍑 seriously😡. I🧑 was🤨 just😖 jacking🍆✊💦 it🍆🤛 off💦 to🥵 some👌 porn👙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨📽️ and❔ guess🧐 what😲?! I🧑 came💦 across➕➕ a video🎞️🎥 with😱 a w×man🚫👩🤢🤢🤮 in👇 it🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️. A🤨 FUCKING👉👌💦 W×MAN🚫🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤮. I🧑 imediately😲🤬 knew🤔💭 this⬇️ was😫 the🤔💭 doing😱 of those😡🤬 damn🤬🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️s trying😖 to😦 force✊ diversity👧👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 into👇 my🧑 entertainment🥳. I🧑 could😞 feel😓 my🧑 masculinity💪 decrease👇⬇️ by⌚ the second🕛🕐 so😯 i🧑 clicked👉🖱️ away➡️ and searched💻🖥️🔍 for a video📽️🎞️ with😳😲 big💪💢 sweaty💦🥵 strong💪🏿 men🧔🏿 ramming🤜🏿💥🤛🏿 their🧔🏿🍆 hips🍑 against👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 each🧔🏿🧔🏿 others🧔🏿🍑🍆🧔🏿 round🔄 toned💅🏿 buttocks🍑✨. Like👌👍🏿 every🧔🧔🏻🧔🏼🧔🏽🧔🏾🧔🏿 respectable🤝 man🧔🤝🧑 should🧐 dammit🤬🖕!
    
    I🧑 just😤 can't😡😠 anymore🤬🤬🤬. First1️⃣ they👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿invade🇬🇧 my🧑 films🎬📽️ and🤔 now😦 my🧑😡 porn👙📽️? No😟, i🧑 won't🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ let🤬 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾. I🧑 declare🗣️📢 war💣 on every🤬 S💬J⚖️W⚔️ out➡️ there🗺️. From😧 now🔝 on🆘 i🧑 will😡 exclusively📽️ jack🍆👊💦 off🍆💦 to porn👙📽️ with➡️ white⚪ male🧔🏻 protagonists🗣️, and😕 i🧑 urge💪 you👆 to do👌 the same🧑. That👀 will teach👨‍🏫 them👩👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾

    Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics

      If you're blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it's gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.

      Is it gay if the balls don’t touch?

        real and gay
        This last weekend I went to a party and got really wasted with a couple of my friends. At some point some of my friends started going into the seperate rooms of the house with some girls, away from the heart of the party. My friend and I were really wasted and horny at the thought of everybody getting some. So we decided to go into another room and next thing I know I'm 5 inches into his ass. I'm scared that people will find out what we did but since the balls didn't touch it doesn't mean its gay does it? Please help me I don't know what to do.

        wtf am i gonna go to a therapist for?

          wtf am i gonna go to a therapist for? so i can pay money for some bitch to tell me i’m gay? to find out i’m gay and in the closet? to help me discover that deep down i’m a gay ass homosexual man? LMAO pass. miss me with that shit. i’m straight. i am straight.

          I became addicted to my best mates balls

            When we were in highschool, me and my best mate use to sleep over or hang out at each other's houses often. So one night at a sleep over, we're playing dares and he looks to me and goes.
            
            "Bet you won't suck on my balls"
            
            Not wanting to back down I said yes and watched him drop his pants, I never seen such a beautiful, saggy ball sack in my entire life. I sorta lost myself as I was sucking on on his balls. He must've too, cause he pulled me off and had been a good 3 minutes. We both just laughed it off and went to sleep for the night.
            
            But it was different between us, we pretend like it didn't happen for a long time. But then out of nowhere as I was at his house, he comes up to me and I look up to see that beautiful ball sack waving slightly in front of me, he asked me to suck on his balls again and I can't believe I said yes so fast.
            
            From that moment on, it was different. Each time we were at each other's house, he's ask "Can you suck on my balls." Or I'd go "Want me to polish your nuts" It got to the point, that we knew that by the day ended, his nuts were going to be in my mouth a couple of times. He even got more bold, asking me to stay on his balls as he jerked off. Making me suck and lick his nuts clean after a work out. He began to just demand I suck on his balls and I agreed to it. It was amazing, of course we were still friends.
            
            But the fact he had this control over me was sexy. All he had to do was flash his balls and my mouth would be watering. I'd be weak in the knees and all he had to say was "Down" And my mouth was open and i'd be sucking his fat sack.
            
            Edit: The fact this has gotten soo much attention concerns me 😂😂

            Is it ok for me as a straight guy to put a dick in my mouth?

              Having sex with other men is the straightest thing one can do.
              So I (27m) straight male for some reason want to just want to try and see what it feels like to have a dick in my mouth.
              
              Now to be clear, I (27m) am 100% POSITIVE I (27m) am straight. I (27m) know this would be a point of contention but I (27m) can assure I (27m) am only attracted to women (5f) and pussy. I (27m) simply want to try it as a curiosity and experimental purposes. I (27m) dont even care to make the person (5m) cum, I (27m) would just like to have it my mouth for a little while.
              
              Now the reason I (27m) ask if its ok is because I (27m) mentioned this desire to a friend (32m) in the LGBTQ community and he said it would be dishonest of me (27m) to tell a guy (10m) I (27m) was gay so I (27m) could blow him. I (27m) agreed and thought if I (27m) do go forward I (27m) would explicity say that I (27m) am a straight guy so there is no deception. My friend (32m) said many guys (10m) would like this idea and would enjoy being my guinea pig of sorts.
              
              I (27m) just wanted some outside opinion of whether its ok for me (27m) to experiment like this or for some reason it would be unethical. Thanks for the input