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Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Yes.

    It's gay to have sex with a woman
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    The gayest thing you can do objectively speaking is having sex with a woman. Think about it. It is literally a part of the body that EVOLVED to take dicks. Their own structure by nature accommodates dick. Not only that, and this is true I googled it, vaginas can also release baby boys which grow into men. So you are having sex with a potential man making factory as well. Not to mention vaginas store the energy of all dicks that have been inside there so it's basically like someone is slapping a bunch of hotdogs together in a damp cave. You are essentially fucking those ghost dicks alongside her. You are having sex with a man making dick pocket.

Literally is there anything else gayer than this? There isn't.

The straightest thing you can do is call up your boys.

It is scientifically proven that men being around other men increases testosterone. That is the life blood of masculinity if you didn't know. In order to stimulate our testo-production you should embrace your boys in a circle to exchange masculine energy. Make sure you are all holding hands so there is no break in the masculine energy flow. Hold eye contact to establish dominance. Also, I recommend doing this nude and outdoors. Nature is always good, and the public should fear you.

Being nude with your fellow men and seeing one another's muscles allows you to psych up if in a life or death scenario you could either A) take them in a fight or B) they would be useful to you in a 2v2. Once you are done massaging each other and potentially-probably masturbating, you will feel an elevation in your general prowess as a man.

Like a rabid leopard fresh off the kill. You will be ready to yell at women on Discord, drink BANG energy drinks, misunderstand every major theme in American Psycho all while listening to Joe Rogan in no time. Just like a true straight man would.

    Pride Month🏳️‍🌈 is Over

      🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌

MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️

THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY

ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY

STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌
      pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario.

The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide.

Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism

      Ode to a Real Man

        I'm a man. A real man that gets his cocked suck. I do not eat pussy. I make sure a woman understands that I'm a dom and she is a sub. A real goddamn man. And it hurts to see emasculation in other men. This is frame.

        I only jerk off to gay porn.

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          I only jerk off to gay porn and I am not gay. Here is why: When you masturbate to porn, you get desensitized in the long run. That means if you jerk off to pawgs, milfs, teens, etc... in the long run you cock will no longer get erect when you see hot women. So even if you have a pawg sitting on your cock it will be flacid and you will feel no attraction whatsoever.

BUT if you masturbate to gay porn only (such as twinks, breeding, sissy, traps...) you will become desensitized to men and will NOT feel attracted to them, while remaining attracted to hot women.

Sometimes my intellect surprises me.

          GAY IS BAD!!! I HATE GAY MONTH!!!!!!!

            IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

            Gotta love making jokes with my friends

              He is not a homosexual, he is a homiesexual
              I was driving with a friend
I grab his leg instead of the gearstick
We both laugh and I unzip his pants
I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends
I start sucking his dick and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
He then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke.

Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.