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En Passant


Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

    Created by u/Dankn3ss420 its a satirical response to the repetitive jokes in r/AnarchyChess.

    Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are
    
    Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one
    
    Google en passant
    
    Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times
    
    Holy hell
    
    We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!
    
    New response just dropped
    
    No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you
    
    Actual zombie
    
    This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over
    
    Call the exorcist
    
    Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind
    
    Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
    
    What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are
    
    Queen sacrifice anyone?
    
    At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you
    
    Pawn storm incoming!
    
    At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?
    
    And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta
    
    Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
    
    Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

    Google En Passant

      The original post on Reddit that started the en passant joke
      The original post that started the en passant meme

      How the en passant joke started

      The “Google en passant. Holy hell” meme came from a Reddit post of OP accusing their opponent of cheating when in fact it was just an en passant move by the pawn. A user then responded with “Google en passant” and afterwards OP replied back with “Holy hell”. Both comments became a joke within the chess community and is often copy pasted with the the context changed.

      I’m playing against a cheater AI on chess.com

      I had my pawn at f4 and his pawn was e4. So one next to the other.

      His next move he moved the pawn to f3 and f4 pawn was gone.

      I got images but don’t know how to post them.

      En Passant response pasta

      Google en passant
      Holy hell
      new response just dropped
      actual zombie
      Call the exorcist!
      ???
      bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
      Queen sacrifice anyone?
      pawn storm incoming!
      Google dementia

      En passant response flowchart

      Full Google En Passant flowchart

      I’m the chess coach at my kids school

        I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB.
        
        But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂

        I have a confession to make: I am the only reason en passant joke exists

          Hello. This is my main reddit account. Around 2 years ago Ive decided to create 10 alt accounts, and write the most random shit (aka en passant copypasta) on several shit posting subs, each line from different account, hoping that the joke will eventually get big.
          
          But it didnt. Ive waited days, weeks, even months. But everything failed.
          
          And than it hit me. If I cant make a joke famous, im gonna make it seem famous. And so, I spent 3 month straight creating more and more reddit accounts, making sure every single one would not look like just a bot(posting something on different subs, commenting, etc)
          
          After all this time, Ive created around 70, 000 different accounts. And so it was time. Ive created r/anarchychess, made several accounts mods to make it seem legit. And it finally was en passant'in time.
          
          Every single en passant chain you see is mine. Every single post about en passant- i made it. The en passant joke was never funny, nor was it popular. It was just me, from moms basement, with the whole comedy world at my fingertips.
          
          To conclude, i will make a comment under this post from most of my alt accounts, as they all wouldnt fit in just this post.

          Every En Passant copypasta

          if i see ONE more en passant meme i’m going to chop my fucking balls off.

            holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE

            Geometry Dash

            holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more poorly drawn normal difficulty meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire comm is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha its the poorly drawn normal difficulty face from that one tweet" STOP. and the WORST part is that the faces were actually funny for like a few days and it got fucking ruined in like a hour because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE

            Imagine this: you’re casually Googling “en Pessant”

              Every En Passant meme
              Imagine this: you're casually Googling "en Pessant" when, out of the blue, a new response drops like a bowling ball in a library. "Holy hell!" you exclaim, your face contorted into a look that could rival Edvard Munch's "The Scream", wondering what to do in this position.
              
              But this was no ordinary internet glitch; it was a glitch with a twist, turning unsuspecting netizens into actual zombies. You'd think it's just a tech malfunction, but these zombies were as real as the fear of accidentally sending a text to Martin.
              
              Panicked, people started dialing up exorcists faster than you can say, "Is he stupid?" The exorcists scratched their heads, realizing this wasn't your run-of-the-mill possession; it was like trying to exorcise a demon who'd binge-watched every episode of Sherlock Holmes.
              
              As if that wasn't enough, the Church's Bishop decided to take a "vacation" but, you guessed it, he never came back. Some thought he'd embarked on the holiest of quests; others thought he too wasn't fucking welcome here, just like jessica.
              
              Amidst the chaos, a courageous few hatched a plan so audacious it could make a cat meme enthusiast giggle. They opted for a queen sacrifice, not in a chess match, mind you, but in the name of humanity. It was a move so daring it'd make even the most seasoned Redditor brick their pipi.
              
              But as they delved deeper into this nightmarish realm, they soon realized they were caught in a knightmare fueled by fear, and a pawn storm was incoming. In the end, they had to ignite the chessboard of fate, hoping to reset the game and undo the hilariously horrifying madness that had befallen their world.
              
              "When life asks you to Google en Pessant, you know it's a plot twist even Bishop on vacation couldn't fathom!

              The En Passant copypasta