dream smp

Masturbated to Dream in the middle of the class

"Mask" is a song by Dream most known for playing Minecraft

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

I punched my classmate for being Dreamphobic

Dream is an American YouTuber and Twitch streamer who is known primarily for creating Minecraft content.

TW: 🚨 Dreamphobia 🚨, school, self-defense, Nazism, saying Dream cheated

This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of Dream in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how Dream cheated (obvious Nazi propaganda) and that his videos suck.

This made me irritated - yet another Dreamphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting Dreamphobic because he was oppressing me, a Dreamsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.

He said, "Dreamsexual? Is that when you want to suck Dream's dick or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.

I decided to pull up this subreddit to help explain Dreamsexuality and Dreamgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed Dream stans", then said that we were mentally ill.

I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about Dreamsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me on this sub before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a Dreamphobe is harassing you.

I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.

My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".

I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my Dreamphobic school.

Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? Dreamphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.

i touched gras!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his boy pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

tl:dr i sexed dream🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰

Am i a valid DID system?

I have a system of 911,420 alters!

Here are some of them ✨✨✨✨

Dream (he/him/she/her/ße/ßeself/racist/racistself) (struggles from ADHD, cancer, and DID), straight, triggered by cheaters

COVID-19 (mask/maskself) (struggles with being sexist), pansexual, anti vax, triggered by vaccines

Margaret Thatcher (she/her/piss/pissself/Britainself) (hates Argentinian people), asexual,

McDonalds Big Mac (she/her/burgerself/cum/cumself) (suffers from diarrhea), shitsexual

The US State of Missouri (Missouri/Missouriself) (has OCD, Tourette’s, ADHD, Depression, DID, OSDD, Cancer, Gonorrhea, and COVID), goth, bisexual, trans, triggered by high crime rates

Uncle Clarence (he/him/molesterself), gay, triggered by women (sorry!)

My Toilet (it/itself/piss/pissself/shit/shitself) (has diarrhea and PTSD), pansexual, has a piss kink, triggered by plungers

Joseph Stalin (he/him/Swedish Welfare System) (hates Ukrainians), asexual, triggered by food, especially wheat

I hope I am valid 💕💕💕💖💖✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨🖤💜💜🖤💜🖤💜 -Margaret Thatcher

Do NOT challenge Allah to a game of Minecraft Manhunt

Our Lord is undefeatable — Original pasta

Dream: In this video, me and 3 of my friends try to hunt down Allah and stop him from beating Minecraft and taking over Afghanistan. If we kill him once, Islam will be destroyed. If he beats the Ender Dragon, my friends and I will convert to Islam and follow the true path to Jannah. Minecraft Manhunt.

BadBoyHalo: Okay, when are we starting?

Bad: Alright, guys listen, here's what we're doing: we planned this out. I'm gonna get us resources, you three stay on him, keep him from getting any resources, and that'll prevent - oh my goodness, where'd he go? Oh my goodness, he did it again!

George: I see him, he's running away.

Sapnap: I see him he's getting a tree, he's mining wood!

George: Go, go go go go.

George: We're nowhere near him.

Bad: Just get to him!

Sapnap: He chopped down the whole tree in one hit! How???

George: Alright go Sapnap, go, go.

Sapnap: Okay wait I'm on him. Mmm, what's up bro?

Dream: No! He's too powerful!

Bad: Okay, I got us wood, I got us wood. Dream, you always give me wood. I'm so fucking hard right now.

George: Just use the compass and cum to us.

Bad: Yeah, I'm running, I'm gonna get us swords.

Dream: Oh my god. I had an iron sword and I barely escaped with my life... George, what are you doing? You're just standing there.

Dream: George???

George: Sorry, my ass hole is still sore from last night. Had to run to the bathroom because it was leaking again.

Snapsnap: He just killed me! What the heck, guys?

BadBoyHalo: Me too. He's not even trying to beat the game.

Dream: Oh my god, I'm dead. He's farming us.

Bad: Where'd he go? I think I saw him run towards the desert... On him now. Oh my god.

Dream: What?

Bad: He's building something... It's huge. Is that... Mecca? He's building a full-scale recreation of Mecca.

BadBoyHalo: Oh my goodness boys, that's huge.

Bad: Wait, he's up in the sky now... He's writing something with blocks...

Dream: It looks like it says... 'Death to Israel'. Well, I can agree with that at least... George. George? Where are you, kitten?

George: Breathing heavily over the mic.

BadBoyHalo: Ignore him.... He's masturbating again.

Snapsnap: Here he comes! Get ready!

BadBoyHalo: Oh heck, he has diamond armor. No way. No way, bro. This is impossible.

Dream: I can see why so many people worship him.

Snapsnap: I don't think we can win, what do we... Oh, I'm dead.

BadBoyHalo: Me too.

George: Audibly orgasms over the mic... Oh he's so fucking powerful. S-sorry guys... I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting follower with a loose hole.

Dream: It's fine, George. But you know I'll have to punish you later, you little slut.

George: I'm sorry Daddy uwu.

Dream: I think that's a wrap boys. Allah built Mecca and killed us all. No one can stop him now. As promised, we're shipping off to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. Remember to like and subscribe, and tune in for our next video, Israeli Manhunt, where we hunt down foul and treacherous Jewish children in real life.

I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE HATING THE DREAM SMP

LIKE SERIOUSLY?!ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THE DREAM SMP IS NOT ONLY A FUCKING GREEN BLOB IT HAVE A STORY BEHIND IT IF YOU AT LEAST WATCHED IT YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING BUT YOU DON'T WATCH ALL THE MEMBERS CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!AND LET US HAVE OUR FANDOM?! YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.