The original ‘Do NOT Allah face alone when Astral projecting’ was first posted on Reddit’s r/BewitchTheTaliban and then reposted to the copypasta subreddit. This was during the height of Valorant’s popularity with its newest agent Astra having the ability to go into Astral form and during Covid lockdown so it became a meme pretty quickly.
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.Do NOT face Mitch McConnell alone when Astral projecting
Do NOT face Mitch McConnell alone when Astral projecting
Today while astral projecting I summoned Mitch McConnell to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Mitch McConnell is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay Mitch McConnell.