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I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members.

    I have noticed that discord copypasta
    I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'join'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to join my most recent servers. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

    pls gib nitro 🥺

      Please, just.. give me Discord nitro?
      Tears fell down her cinnamon-tinted cheeks as she sniffs, long black eyelashes fluttering softly against her cheek as she stares at him, pressing her velvet lips together. "Please, just.. give me the nitro?" Clasping her hands together as she takes a step forward, her brown irises melting into his own orbs as she inhales shakily, rubbing her knees together as she looks away briefly, feeling shy. "I'll do anything. I'll suck your cock too.." She giggles softly, her maid outfit swishing against her thighs as she bites her lip.

      I fucking hate you all.

        HAHHAH FUNNY, GAY SEX FURRY CUM. 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂 Fuck off, and dont dare call me cringe because im not taking shit from a 30 yr old neckbeard who masturbate to noseless "3000 year old" children. You have to use your hands because your dick is so tiny that even fleshlights cant do shit for you, "grrr incel me chad" Where the fuck did the term "chad" come from anyway? Dont you know that most guys named "chad" are both jerks, and a shrimp-dick bitch? Anyways, who wants me to be their kitten on discord/reddit

        My mother keeps telling me to get a job even though i am a discord mod

          Most financially secure Discord mod
          Basically the title, i am a full time discord moderator and right now i am managing 10 servers at once, I enjoy my job, i enjoy interacting with different communities and it's nice that people recognize me in all the chats, Recently my mother has been nagging me to get a job even though discord is my job. We had family and cousins over for dinner once and they were discussing their job prospects , My cousin is a firefighter and was talking about how physically exhausting it can be to climb ladders and manage the fire equipment. I also say that my job is hard and that my fingers get tired and that i have to do special hand/finger stretches so i dont get carpal tunnel. I heard my brother smirk and i realized that none of them take what i love to do seriously, so i stormed back to my room
          
          A few weeks passed and i was in the middle of getting a promotion and training to become an admin when my mother opened the door and asked to speak to me , i sighed and deafened myself since i was on call, She looked at me with sad eyes and said 'Honey your father and i are kicking you out in 2 weeks if you dont get a job" , I replied telling her that once again this is my job, she then asked if i make any money from it which i replied one of the owners bought me a month of nitro for helping manage a discord raid, she told me that she didnt understand what nitro was or what a raid was, she once again told me or thats it, I am 28 years old, this is my dream and my passion, i am in the middle of completing my training and getting my admin certificate, i dont even want to imagine what my kittens would do without me if i cant go on my pc to use discord
          
          What should i do? Any advice? Please help me because i am serious

          I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION

            I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
            @everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
            
            This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
            
            No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.