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Discord Copypasta


*notices dead chat*

    notices dead chat
    
    OwO what's this? 🥺
    
    performs CPR UwU
    
    ch-chat.... i r-resurrect you 🥺🥺🥺🥺
    
    breathes into mouth of server
    
    notices heartbeat
    
    UwO what's this? you're finally back to life s-server!! 🥺🥺🥺
    
    thank god 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i was so worried about you!! 😥🥺
    
    what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server? 🥺🥺
    
    now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server..... 🥺🥰

    Found loads of porn in my BF’s computer

      Blatant Homiesexuals
      Found loads of porn and titty pics on my BFs computer plus loads of chats with people who are into the same thing on discord. I'm so confused on how to feel about this. Worst thing is, with one of those guys from discord, they send each other those titty videos with cum all over, blowjob videos and just different porn, and they would be like .. " Do you want to wank with me?" Also, one of those guys would send him pictures of his wife's boobs and would ask my BF to cum all over the picture.
      
      They would also send each other dick pics of how hard their dicks are ...
      
      Bro, is this normal or I'm i dating a weirdo!?

      I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members.

        I have noticed that discord copypasta
        I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'join'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to join my most recent servers. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

        pls gib nitro 🥺

          Please, just.. give me Discord nitro?
          Tears fell down her cinnamon-tinted cheeks as she sniffs, long black eyelashes fluttering softly against her cheek as she stares at him, pressing her velvet lips together. "Please, just.. give me the nitro?" Clasping her hands together as she takes a step forward, her brown irises melting into his own orbs as she inhales shakily, rubbing her knees together as she looks away briefly, feeling shy. "I'll do anything. I'll suck your cock too.." She giggles softly, her maid outfit swishing against her thighs as she bites her lip.

          I fucking hate you all.

            HAHHAH FUNNY, GAY SEX FURRY CUM. 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂 Fuck off, and dont dare call me cringe because im not taking shit from a 30 yr old neckbeard who masturbate to noseless "3000 year old" children. You have to use your hands because your dick is so tiny that even fleshlights cant do shit for you, "grrr incel me chad" Where the fuck did the term "chad" come from anyway? Dont you know that most guys named "chad" are both jerks, and a shrimp-dick bitch? Anyways, who wants me to be their kitten on discord/reddit