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Discord Copypasta


For groupchats that don’t respond to your memes

    When I send a meme on the group chat I expect every single person on the group chat to react to the meme. Especially if I tag you in the meme I expect you to write a heartfelt message of atleast 200 words about what the meme means to you. If I tag you multiple times in a meme I don't care if I send the meme at 2am or 4am or 3pm I will need you to turn on push notifications for the group chat so that when I tag you in a meme you will show the meme to everyone you are with at that point in time. I don't care if its your mom, dad, coworker or therapist. You better be showing them the meme I tagged you in and explaining to them how good of a friend I am. I know a few of you in the group chat are angry that I found out where you live and where your siblings live. But that is not an excuse for not responding to my memes. I carefully curate each meme based on each one of your personalities. I make sure to crop out the reddit footer or erase any part of the meme that could make the meme seem unfunny to you. After this I expect all 33 of you in this group chat to write to me a formal apology for your behaviour. If you refuse to do so i will have to look for your house using Google maps and the little information I have about your whereabouts. Afterwards I will be printing out memes and putting them in your letter box. If you still refuse to apologise to me I will have to embarras you by buying sex toys and delivering it to your neighbours in your name and make it look like a "mistake by the FedEx employee", your neighbours will have to hand deliver the sextoy to you or will secretly judge you. Not to mention the several of you that still live with your parents that will no longer be accepted in your household

    There have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.

      As of Tuesday, October 25, 2022 at 3:53 AM EST, there have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.

This is 1 quintrillion, 33 quadrillion, 372 trillion, 734 billion, 890 million, 811 thousand and 433 messages.

The human population of Earth is around <8 billion people.

This means the number of messages on Discord is one 125,000,000 times the population of planet Earth.

Not once in any of these messages has anyone ever asked for your opinion.

      My beloved discord kitten.

        Discord Kitten copypasta
        Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really love you. I love everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but smile. Seeing you is enough to make me flustered. Seriously, how could such an angelic person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so perfect.. my discord kitten. I'm in love with you. You're the light of my life. Without you, I would've never been this happy. Can we talk more? I enjoy your company. Can we call more? I like listening to your voice. Can we just be with each other for a little longer? I love you so much. I'm sorry if I don't reply, discord daddy needs to do his discord mod work. But don't worry, kitten. I will reply to you ASAP. Haha.. let me get to the point. Can we be... more than friends? Can you be... more than.. just my discord kitten? I want you to be my girlfriend. If not, that's fine.. not like it matters.. haha. I respect whatever you say. But I just really want you to be my girlfriend. I can be your boyfriend.. we can get online married in the future. I'll spoil you with money from my paycheck. I'm deeply in love with you.. FUCK. I love you so much. I can't bear to part from you. I just want to hug you forever. I love your smile, your voice, your personality, your laughter, your everything. I understand if you don't want to be my girlfriend.. after all.. you are more than what I am. I'm just saying.. I can give you yearly discord nitro if you want to be my girlfriend. Honestly, at this point... what I feel is more than love. I can't explain it.. but it is deeper than the word "love." Let's just talk for a little longer. When you go offline.. I immediately miss you. I don't want to be with anyone else but you. I want us to have matching My Dress-Up Darling icons. I want to be closer to you. My darling, my kitten, the love of my life.. please be my girlfriend. I will do anything for you to be my girlfriend.. I can be your boyfriend. Fuck, I love you so much....

        *notices dead chat*

          notices dead chat

OwO what's this? 🥺

performs CPR UwU

ch-chat.... i r-resurrect you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

breathes into mouth of server

notices heartbeat

UwO what's this? you're finally back to life s-server!! 🥺🥺🥺

thank god 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i was so worried about you!! 😥🥺

what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server? 🥺🥺

now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server..... 🥺🥰

          Found loads of porn in my BF’s computer

            Blatant Homiesexuals
            Found loads of porn and titty pics on my BFs computer plus loads of chats with people who are into the same thing on discord. I'm so confused on how to feel about this. Worst thing is, with one of those guys from discord, they send each other those titty videos with cum all over, blowjob videos and just different porn, and they would be like .. " Do you want to wank with me?" Also, one of those guys would send him pictures of his wife's boobs and would ask my BF to cum all over the picture.

They would also send each other dick pics of how hard their dicks are ...

Bro, is this normal or I'm i dating a weirdo!?

            I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members.

              I have noticed that discord copypasta
              I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'join'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to join my most recent servers. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.