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Discord made me racist 😣😣😣

    Least racist discord user
    Last time when I was 9 years old, my 29 years old roblox friend told me to download an app called discord.
    
    So after using discord for 3 years, I found multiple racist servers that I joined. They all send nazi and geroge floyd.
    
    They say n word and shit and now I say the n word too. I think saying n word is so funny. I say heil hitler too 😂😂😂
    
    Everytime I post gore, me and the boys can’t stop laughing. We jack off to fortnite sex too.
    
    I am now racist and a nazi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    I, the author of this very comment

      Bruh...
      I, the author of this very comment which upon sending, via the medium of online text through the conduit that is Discord, shall be sent unto you, the reader, sincerely wish that you (the eukaryotic mammalian homo-sapien observer of this brief message sent via the conduit that is Discord) may have a rather good, yet not wonderful, first half of the 24 hours that makes up one full, 360° rotation on earth's axis.

      Fuck you, Discord moderator.

        *takes a fat shit down your throat*
        That's for banning me, you little whore
        
        *has diarrhea on your ugly face*
        That's for doing nothing when I was getting bullied
        
        *wipes my arse with your hair*
        And that is for making that toxic server in the first place and being a shitty owner.
        
        *shoots your entire family in front of you before slitting your throat*
        That one is for me, motherfucker
        
        *dances on your body in a cute way*
        OwO
        
        UwU

        Found this in a dating discord.

          huzzah! a man of quality! 🥵
          heya! i am a depressed, suicidal anime boyo, and i am looking for a female to date and have sexual intercourse with. you must be...
          
          
          under 4’8 please, i am 5’3 and i have trouble finding foids that are shorter than me
          
          
          look like you’re from an anime please, i don’t date ugly fat “women.” if you are over 80 pounds stay out of my dms please.
          
          
          must be hourglass body shaped. if you are “apple” shaped you will immediately be blocked. i do not date foids that have gross undesirable bodies.
          
          
          must have an IQ of under 70. i don’t want a foid that can think for herself, it’s not fun to argue with an impulsive female all day just because you said she can’t get a dildo because it’s cheating.
          
          
          finally, you cannot have any tattoos, piercings, acne, body odor, hair on body, (MUST) be a virgin, and also have never had anything inserted into yourself. even a tampon, because that’s breaking your hymen before another man can do it for you.
          
          
          hopefully i get some dms, my standards really aren’t that high. if you believe i’m “sexist” or an “incel” you will immediately be blocked.

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            97% of teenagers

              Justin bieber? This takes me back...
              97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with popcorn, Screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" then copy and paste this to all your discord servers