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Fuck you, Discord moderator.

    *takes a fat shit down your throat*
    That's for banning me, you little whore
    
    *has diarrhea on your ugly face*
    That's for doing nothing when I was getting bullied
    
    *wipes my arse with your hair*
    And that is for making that toxic server in the first place and being a shitty owner.
    
    *shoots your entire family in front of you before slitting your throat*
    That one is for me, motherfucker
    
    *dances on your body in a cute way*
    OwO
    
    UwU

    Found this in a dating discord.

      huzzah! a man of quality! 🥵
      heya! i am a depressed, suicidal anime boyo, and i am looking for a female to date and have sexual intercourse with. you must be...
      
      
      under 4’8 please, i am 5’3 and i have trouble finding foids that are shorter than me
      
      
      look like you’re from an anime please, i don’t date ugly fat “women.” if you are over 80 pounds stay out of my dms please.
      
      
      must be hourglass body shaped. if you are “apple” shaped you will immediately be blocked. i do not date foids that have gross undesirable bodies.
      
      
      must have an IQ of under 70. i don’t want a foid that can think for herself, it’s not fun to argue with an impulsive female all day just because you said she can’t get a dildo because it’s cheating.
      
      
      finally, you cannot have any tattoos, piercings, acne, body odor, hair on body, (MUST) be a virgin, and also have never had anything inserted into yourself. even a tampon, because that’s breaking your hymen before another man can do it for you.
      
      
      hopefully i get some dms, my standards really aren’t that high. if you believe i’m “sexist” or an “incel” you will immediately be blocked.

      The Discord Wiggle – How to get banned in Discord

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        97% of teenagers

          Justin bieber? This takes me back...
          97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with popcorn, Screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" then copy and paste this to all your discord servers


          When you make a your mom joke.

            Yo Mama Obama
            I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

            Pov: you missed our discord date

              daddy is very angry 😡
              kitten, daddy is very angry with you 😡 tail goes between legs you didn't show up to our discord date!!💔 if you ever bail on me again I will be forced to punish you 😈 tail rises starts sweating i can be your angle, or your devil kitten 😇😈 ur pick growls