Skip to content

Discord Copypasta


The Discord Wiggle – How to get banned in Discord

    @everyone
 @everyone
  @everyone
   @everyone
     @everyone
       @everyone
         @everyone
            @everyone
               @everyone
                  @everyone
                     @everyone
                        @everyone
                           @everyone
                              @everyone
                                 @everyone
                                    @everyone
                                       @everyone
                                         @everyone
                                           @everyone
                                             @everyone
                                              @everyone
                                               @everyone
                                                @everyone
                                                @everyone
                                                @everyone
                                                @everyone
                                                @everyone
                                               @everyone
                                              @everyone
                                             @everyone
                                           @everyone
                                         @everyone
                                       @everyone
                                    @everyone
                                 @everyone
                              @everyone
                           @everyone
                        @everyone
                     @everyone
                  @everyone
               @everyone
            @everyone
         @everyone
       @everyone
     @everyone
   @everyone
 @everyone
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone

    ９７％ ｏｆ ｔｅｅｎａｇｅｒｓ

      Justin bieber? This takes me back...
      ９７％ ｏｆ ｔｅｅｎａｇｅｒｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｃｒｙ ｉｆ ｔｈｅｙ ｓａｗ Ｊｕｓｔｉｎ Ｂｉｅｂｅｒ ｏｎ ａ ｔｏｗｅｒ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏ ｊｕｍｐ． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ３％ ｓｉｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｐｏｐｃｏｒｎ， Ｓｃｒｅａｍｉｎｇ ＂ＤＯ Ａ ＢＡＣＫＦＬＩＰ＂ ｔｈｅｎ ｃｏｐｙ ａｎｄ ｐａｓｔｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｔｏ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ｄｉｓｃｏｒｄ ｓｅｒｖｅｒｓ

      When you make a your mom joke.

        Yo Mama Obama
        I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

        Pov: you missed our discord date

          daddy is very angry 😡 
          kitten, daddy is very angry with you 😡 tail goes between legs you didn't show up to our discord date!!💔 if you ever bail on me again I will be forced to punish you 😈 tail rises starts sweating i can be your angle, or your devil kitten 😇😈 ur pick growls

          Discord – after someone lost an argument

            I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.