Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really love you. I love everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but smile. Seeing you is enough to make me flustered. Seriously, how could such an angelic person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so perfect.. my discord kitten. I'm in love with you. You're the light of my life. Without you, I would've never been this happy. Can we talk more? I enjoy your company. Can we call more? I like listening to your voice. Can we just be with each other for a little longer? I love you so much. I'm sorry if I don't reply, discord daddy needs to do his discord mod work. But don't worry, kitten. I will reply to you ASAP. Haha.. let me get to the point. Can we be... more than friends? Can you be... more than.. just my discord kitten? I want you to be my girlfriend. If not, that's fine.. not like it matters.. haha. I respect whatever you say. But I just really want you to be my girlfriend. I can be your boyfriend.. we can get online married in the future. I'll spoil you with money from my paycheck. I'm deeply in love with you.. FUCK. I love you so much. I can't bear to part from you. I just want to hug you forever. I love your smile, your voice, your personality, your laughter, your everything. I understand if you don't want to be my girlfriend.. after all.. you are more than what I am. I'm just saying.. I can give you yearly discord nitro if you want to be my girlfriend. Honestly, at this point... what I feel is more than love. I can't explain it.. but it is deeper than the word "love." Let's just talk for a little longer. When you go offline.. I immediately miss you. I don't want to be with anyone else but you. I want us to have matching My Dress-Up Darling icons. I want to be closer to you. My darling, my kitten, the love of my life.. please be my girlfriend. I will do anything for you to be my girlfriend.. I can be your boyfriend. Fuck, I love you so much....
Nyah! Daddy I've been such a good girl, please punish me UwU. Your dick is so biiiiig daddy, it's much larger than mine hehe~ but that's why you own me // and your feet are soooo stinky! I just want to huff them sooooo bad please daddy let me sniff your stinky feet :3 HUFF HUFF Oh god they smell so good... now my tiny dick is sooooo hard but I know I'm not allowed to touch yet heheh. Please daddy I need to cum so bad... please fuck my tight little boi pussy... I want you to push your 12 inches of thick wolf cock inside of me. OH GOD DADDY YES! PLEASE GO FASTER!! Oh my god daddy I think I'm finally ready to take your knot UwU... we'll be closer together than we've ever been before! Do it daddy!! Knot me!!! Oh god yes it feels so good!!! My dick is squirting daddy!!! hnnnng
Bro...imma be honest bro. Like to be honest bro, I'm fucking tired bruh. I'm tired of yo ass bruh. I'm tired of all these goofy wannabe unoriginal view hungry cringe radiating Youtube Shorts creating egotistically falsely empowered muscle shirt wearing Lamborghini driving food wasting fake prank creating Tiktok migrating musty weird little Neanderthal troglodyte. Bro like deadass...deadass I want you to look at your entire life right now Topper Guild. Tell me the last time you actually had an original idea in your brain my boy. Your entire existence is like a godddamn Naruto filler episode my boy. Cmon boy your name is Topper. Your mother is a notorious child dropper. You like a wannabe Mr Beast content mocker. Your videos are as repetitive as the commercial 🎵WHOPPER WHOPPER TRIPLE WHOPPER🎵. Shut yo ass up don't talk boy. Boy if you don't get yo watch me whip watch me nae nae I got you running like Tay-K. Your grandma gave Bling Bling Boy a lap dance for a payday. Wait actually hold up a second. 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 GIVE ME THE MONEY GRANDMA 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 aHhH! pLeAsE StOp iT! pLeAsE 👵🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛 CMON TOPPER'S GRANDMA GIVE ME THE MONEY. That's what I thought bruh. I just robbed your grandma. I just hit a lick on your grandma and have fully confiscated the entire financial come up she received from exploiting herself to Bling Bling Boy. What you finna do about it. Do something. That's what I thought yo nothing. You know why? Because built like an insecure overly enthusiastic mustache twirling Angry Birds screaming Mr Crocker hunchback having belly dancing gender fluid toilet brush. Your content is just as fake as the love your parents have for you. Yo I'm not done with yo ass bruh. You look like you scratch your ass in the mirror and then lick your fingers bruh. With yo ankle sprain ketchup stain aluminium chain micro brain Junkrat main chocolate rain looking ass boy. With yo runny nose dirty toes got no hoes cowabunga bros looking ass outta my face. Boy you like the Crocs model of the month my boy. You bout dirty as hell bitch yo dad got a job at home depot so he can become a professional drill rapper.
Bitch you look like a inbred potato brain pickle munchin swamp ass havin deviously handicapped off-brand Digimon character. You like a Five Nights At Freddys animatronic zooted on ketamine. *Sniff* OH YEAH. Shut yo dumbass, the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct is cause they was afraid they would evolve into yo goofy looking ass boy. Which yo flamin hot crocodile ketchup stain kitchen tile yo parents improperly raise yo ass a child. You were born inside the wrong age your parents make you sleep in a cage. You look like a flea ridden stop sign with AIDS. Girls ain't swipe you on Tinder they throw your whole ass out the phone. YA YEET! Boy you goofy as hell, boy you got sent to the gulag they saw yo ass and they shipped yo ass right back. NNNNN-NO. You bout dirty as hell you look like Bowser Jr. with a erectile dysfunction. Boy you like a jailbroken chillipepper with a limp dick. You got expelled from school for growling at a urinal cake. Stop playing you got Clifford The Big Red Dogs nutsack sitting around the top of your head boy. Tell me why your dad just retweeted a video of you moaning while he abused you with a banana peel. In fact you dad got a frequent flyer card at the adopted center. Boy stop playin. Tell me why yo momma built like Bubble Bass off of Spongebob. "WHERE ARE THE PICKLES". Shut you dirty ass up you better get yo 🎵 We're wolves, we own the night. Oh, we own what we own, oh, we own the night🎵 looking ass out my face. I caught you watching a Gieco commercial and wacking off to the Australian gecko like, "OH YEAH SAVE ME THAT 15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE A LITTLE HARDER". You bout dirty as hell yo head shaped like a Dorito boy yo head shaped like Dooffenshmirts from Phineas and Ferb which yo, "Perry the Platypus I have created my greatest invention yet. Behold The Dick Enlagenizer!" You bout dirty as hell you look like you sexually identify as if the Joker was an IRL Among Us roleplayer. My boy you went to yo grandma and said, "You know grandma...you knowwww you look a little sussy...MMMMMM Baka." Shut yo dirty ass you ugly as hell. Stop playin wit me boy I caught you on American Idol boy, you was twerkin on the judges my boy. Bitch ass boy you bout dirty as hell you thought shit was good?? You bout ugly as hell I don't wanna hear it. You like if The Magic School Bus lizard was and Elden Ring boss wit yo, "Ms. Frizzle the time now ends". Nah now I'm gonna get into the ASMR part. *slur slurp slurp ASMR noises*
Ok but was that before or after you took a 3 foot long Fischer-Price wiffle ball bat shoved it up in your butt, pulled your pants down and cranked the dougie with 8 geriatric dungbeetles in the middle of an old folks home while your dad was simultaneously recording a video of himself Gangnamstyling to the 2016 XXL Freshmen Cypher on Facebook Live while your grandfather in the kitchen sink with peanut butter smeared on his forehead having a deep conversation with his toenail and your sister was upstairs in her bedroom finger blasting herself to an episode of Henry Danger while at the same time your mom was at the farmer's market shoplifting authentic pickles. Oh shit it's the Pickler! And your uncle was slumped in a GTR racer gaming chair at 2am with a jock strap on his face perusing for poisonous tree frogs on the dark web while your aunt was at your cousin's bar mitzvah while whipping and nay naying with an orthodox Jew, Lil John and a cockroach with a Yamaka on while your dog named Roofus was behind a Dunkin' Donuts pimping out a salamander to a opossum while a family of rats in your kitchen poured cranberry juice into an empty Doritos bag to make a community pool for the underprivileged termites living under your sink lead by a 3 legged radioactive conservative skunk named Dale who proceeded to cannonball in the Doritos bag which then alerted your dimentiated grandfather that was in the sink which at that point he called himself "The Titanium Titty" and started yeating raisins at the skunk then pulled a Black Ops 3 C4 out of his crotch and blew open a nether portal with direct access to a Wakandan porta potty. Your name is Jidion boy! Your ass built like a diabolical tap dancing pickle boy. Look at your ass in your gamer chair right now boy. I know you ass gotta sweat pool in your booty hole right now. Your ass got doodoo crumbs fucking tap dancing in your fucking chair right now.
No way 🤯 girl on discord? 🧐 Howdy I didn't expect to see no girl round dees parts 🤠 allow me to introduce myself to you mlady 😤 you can call me Jamal and I'll call you my kitten 🤓 I moderate multiple discord servers y'know I'm a man of high status 😁 I've been looking for some female companionship lately 🤗 and since my mother has thrown me out of the basement I'm not an independent person 😎 some may even refer to me as a big boy ☺️ I live in a homeless shelter tho 🤧 and I have no job 😄 I have hobbies such as reddit and discord and anime so I'm quirky like that 😵💫I live of disability benefits which I spend on funko pops and anime figurines 🤑 the homeless shelter however does not allow me more than 5 hours of reddit time so it's literally 1984 😓 but please give me a chance mlady cuz I just need you to cook me food and let me live in your house and give me money and change my diapers and pay for my Nitro 🤩 Other than that I am a nice guy 😍
