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Goodbye. This server has been such a negative impact on me mentally

    Goodbye. This server has been such a negative impact on me mentally and jm tired of always being put down by everyone in this server. It has come to my attention that maybe I am simply not wanted since I am countlesly server muted and banned just for expressing myself. The amount of hate I get everyday on this server has made me mentally and emotionally hurt. I have pushed aside your countless negative actions but decided i cannot take it anymore. it is neither of our faults since I dont think I am fit to be here. I have decided to take the decision to remove myself from this server in order to create a better environment for everyone including myself. I'm sorry for anything I have ever did to any of you and I feel the need to leave because of my negative actions and the way I am being treated as well. The amount of time ive had to condone your terrible behavior is way too many to count. Im sorry if I have been mean sometimes but your actions have been way too much for me to handle mentally and emotionally. I am so drained because of this server and the people in it. I have been told over and over to get over your behaviour but I want to make it stop for everyone in order to create a better environment. I hope others feel the need to speak up about this situation because it needs to be fixed. I am sure I did not do anything bad to deserve this much hurtful words and the amount of strain on my mental health. The amount of times I've been torn down day and night and how I cry myself to sleep thinking about how people could be this cruel and rude is astonishing. This is a goodbye forever. I hope each and everyone of you the great rest of your lives and to please cut out negativity that is affecting you. Goodbye all of you, it's been a great run but I dont think I am able to take this anymore. 

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      Warning from an admin in an anime discord server

        It presumably came from an anime Discord server with a mod making an @everyone announcement with the copypasta. Its also known “Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate” copypasta and also has a circlejerk variation where someone INSISTS on announcing their masturbation.

        Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
        
        If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
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        @everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
        This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
        No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

        Not funny I didn’t laugh

          Not funny didn't laugh copypasta
          Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth
          Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

          This joke is NOT funny

          This joke is NOT funny.
          
          It does not make me laugh. It does not entertain me in any way. I have heard many jokes in my lifetime, and some have been amusing, some have been clever, and some have been completely unremarkable. This one falls into the latter category. It does not spark joy, nor does it elicit even the faintest smirk. I sit here, stone-faced, unmoved, unaffected. The words pass through my mind, and yet they leave no impact.
          
          There are many reasons why humor might fall flat. Perhaps the delivery is too dry, or perhaps it is too forced. Perhaps it relies on a tired, overused trope that has long lost its comedic value. Perhaps it is structured poorly, lacking the necessary timing and precision that make a joke successful. Or perhaps it simply fails to align with the listener’s personal sense of humor. Whatever the case may be, this attempt does not succeed in its purpose. It does not amuse. It does not entertain. It merely exists, taking up space in the vast landscape of human expression, yet contributing nothing meaningful.
          
          A well-crafted joke should be clever. It should have wit. It should have charm. It should surprise the listener in a way that elicits laughter or at least a moment of appreciation for its construction. This, however, does none of these things. It is neither clever nor witty. It does not charm. It does not surprise. It is simply there, occupying a place in time and space, but without any real significance.
          
          Sitting here, reflecting on this failed attempt at humor, there is no trace of amusement to be found. No hint of joy. It is devoid of substance. It is hollow. It is empty. It holds no power, no ability to provoke laughter, no ability to make anyone feel anything at all. It is merely a sequence of words strung together, lifeless and unremarkable.
          
          And so, with absolute certainty and conviction, it can be stated: this does not bring joy. It does not serve its intended purpose. It is, in the truest sense of the word, ineffective. And that, in itself, is perhaps the greatest irony of all.

          Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female

            Started as a Discord shitpost but the copypasta has been adopted into a Valorant simp message.

            Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

            will u plz add my oc to the game? her name is angelica demonica

              Context : It’s Yandere dev complaining in his Discord about the game feedback he received instead of actually working on his game.

              will u plz add my oc to the game? her name is angelica demonica and she is half angel half demon and she has one angel wing and one bat wing and she has half a halo and one devil horn and she has one red eye and one blue eye and she has the power of flight, please add my oc okay thanks bye