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Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female

    Started as a Discord shitpost but the copypasta has been adopted into a Valorant simp message.

    Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

    will u plz add my oc to the game? her name is angelica demonica

      Context : It’s Yandere dev complaining in his Discord about the game feedback he received instead of actually working on his game.

      will u plz add my oc to the game? her name is angelica demonica and she is half angel half demon and she has one angel wing and one bat wing and she has half a halo and one devil horn and she has one red eye and one blue eye and she has the power of flight, please add my oc okay thanks bye

      This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person.

        Originated from a user quitting a custom Minecraft or Discord server around 2019 and had since became a copypasta. 

        This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this server is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the server or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. it’s fucking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye.

        K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!!!

          K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY 👿👿👿 *alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOO!I'M SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓☠☠☠☠☠🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 I-i must go..... I hurt my kitten, the one I swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤 
          K-KITTEN... WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT TEXTING OTHER ALPHAS? I TOLD YOU TO BE ONLY TEXTING ME??🤬🤬👿👿you haven't texted me in 78 years... I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY ON MY NEW WOLF FORM GRRR MAKE SURE YOU REPLY NEXT TIME. FAST KITTEN..... 🐺🐺 *turns into mega demon red dragon alpha wolf*😈😈 this is a warning kitten.... *eyes glow red* a very bad warning... *bites your hand* Wait WAIT KITTEN!! IM SORRY!! oh noo.... She's unconscious!! *gives cpr* KITTEN!! KITTEN!! oh no... She's not waking up!!! KITTEN!! NOOO!!! 🐺🐺🐺💔💔💔💔🖤🖤🖤⛓️⛓️⛓️🔗🔗🔗⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️
          Wh-who is this?!?! ANOTHER ALPHA..?!?!? 🐺🐺🐺 KITTEN!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS YOUR ONLY ONE, YOUR MASTER, YOUR LEVEL THREE OHIO GYATT RIZZLER!!! *goes absolute alpha demon wolfy god mode* 👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪 I cannot let him steal you from me…Prepare…TO MEET YOUR DEMISE!! 👿👿👿👿🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️🔪🔪🖤🖤🖤🖤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

          Please don’t give birth in the voice channel

            Your average Discord copypasta
            Hi @Everyone,

New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.
             @everyone

hello everyone! new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth in vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy the server. this is your final warning

            It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game

              @everyone It is with great sadness that I am taking a very long break from the game. There has been no particular reason for this, perhaps burnout, perhaps I have beaten the game with a 1650 character. Again, there is no big reason for my absence. Just think about the good times that I did 78% damage in that Kayangel run, or the time I used my personal balthor to shield everyone. Again, no reason for the departure. I may return one day however, maybe on a newer account to revisit the game and play as a mokoko again. who knows, but for now, goodbye Heroes of Arkesia!