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Cristiano Ronaldo


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    The role model what a genius of a man

      Ronaldo copypasta
      The role model what a genius of a man he's got time for any football fan out there this is what heart and soul is all about he's giving his time and also so giving his heart the passion in person really passionate he is putting confidence in the man believe in yourself yes he is a millionaire see it's not all about money he cares about maybe the whole world if you had the chance to talk to everyone he would take his time to talk to any stranger that shows what kind of man he is his passion confident hearts also positive he is so trust giving good vibes a good sense of humour I remember he said this I don't want the (Coca-Cola) just water for me it's good for you what are legends, Cristiano Ronaldo

      Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003

        Folks have hated Cristiano copypasta
        Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003. It's nothing new.
        
        Hyper comodified modernity has bred a global crisis of socially ingrained low self esteem, so we are programmed to envy and despise those who don't hate themselves; those who are confident, good looking, and seem to have it all.
        
        I'm guilty of this too. I hated the guy until ~2014. The sexual assault is fucked up and he should be maligned for that, but if we're being honest with ourselves, most of you didn't start disliking him when that broke out - that just gave you a convenient excuse to continue feeling what they were already feeling.
        
        So I'm here to ruffle feathers and state verbatim what I believe -
        
        CR7 is greater than that mild mannered pushover Argentine with a soft bodied in game mentality.

        I just have one things on my mind. That’s cristiano Ronaldo.

          Ronaldo vs Messi copypasta
          I just have one things on my mind. That's cristiano Ronaldo. I'm doing this video to make believe that how I'm a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristtiiaannooo Ronaallddooo! He is main on planet. He is the main. Best player ever seen. Look at the Messi's. Last three years knockout estage from the quarter finals of the champions league. Real Maded Ronaldo. Alone taking the team to the finals again and again and setting the record Messi fans, o refree, o VAR. Bottler fans. You can't do anything and say.. it's sameful to talk with you.. broo!

          Ronaldo stole all the penalties

            Ronaldo or Penaldo copypasta
            I was at Afghanistan and the Taliban here were administrating death penalties to people. Suddenly out of nowhere a man came and stole all those penalties. It was penaldo. I'm proud of you penaldo for saving the people of Afghanistan.
            I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison for my execution but, when i got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo