Clash royale

This game is making me go ballistic

This game is making me go ballistic. I was at a bar with my friends last weekend when my friend mentioned how many trophies he was at. I played it cool and lied about how many I was at but he had passed me on trophy road and I had to play so i went to the bathroom and of course my first game I match against hog and my phone dies half way through. I was so mad and had to play so I walked to a gas station and bought a charger but had no where to plug it in and was bored of the bar and in a rage I just didn’t care anymore and unplugged the cooler with all the ice cream in it and sat on the floor waiting for it to charge and started playing. I couldn’t win because I kept playing firecracker and hog and skarol and by the time the employee caught on the dipping dots and multiple other ice cream items were melted and deformed inside the package. I told him I didn’t care and in comes a cop who proceeded to arrest me confiscate my fake id and put me on a 6 hour hold in a cell. This is the worst game ever and on the way there all I could think about was getting emoted on when I lost to lavahound I didn’t even care I was arrested this is the biggest rage game I’ve ever played. How am I supposed to win when I’m getting hard countered in every match?

Thank you supercell

Yesterday on the bus to my football game I lost against 3 egolem players in a row. You can probably imagine the rage I felt as I got off the bus. I had the genius idea to imagine that all the opposing players were egolem players. The first play of the ball game was a kickoff, and I ran so fast that I RECOVERED the kickoff, which isn’t easy to do. I went on to cause two fumbles and an interception. We ended up winning 20-17 against a team that was supposedly better than us. Anyway moral of the story, use the rage you get from clash royale to your benefit. And again thank you supercell for making your game infuriating.

Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over?

Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over?

I (22f) and my boyfriend (23m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex.

For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke.

I'm consideridng breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him.

Should I break up with him?

Clash Royale 2IQ move

So this is a game called clash royale,where u have to defend your tower from enemy troops while trying to destroy thier towers with your own troops.. So in the clip the guy used a spell called rocket( u can see that ) it is one of the most expensive abilitys in the game and is really easy to miss.But it can 1 hit any troop. This costs 7 elixer( the "currency" that u use to buy troops and spells in game)

The 2 enemy troops that u see ( running on the ground) are known as elite barbarians they are really strong and difficult to counter with out a large number of troops. ebarbs cost 6 elixer.. But we see that just before the rocket hits them, the enemy who was not expecting it. Deploys another pair of ebarbs with a spell known as mirror that allows u to reuse a previous troop but with a higher cost, in this case 7 elixer for another pair of ebarbs. This shows that the enemy is really dumb/and the rocket user is very big brain. Since he wasted a really good ability and is now low in elixer.

Hopefully this helps. Also Clash royale is a fun game that u can play for free on iOS and Android

need racist clan

hello clashers. i am extremely racist (i refuse to use hog (black), miner (minerities),etc.) my clan just kicked me and need an accepting environment. kindly plug your racism friendly clan below. thanks clashers

I want to breed with Sparky

Breed with Clash Royale Sparky copypasta

I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I’ve never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with Sparky. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful coils. The child-bearing chassis of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect zappies. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sparky pregnant. A N Y THIN G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.