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Eh? You’ve never seen a pair of breasts before?

    Most realistic 4chan fantasy
    Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
    
    HERE! BOING!
    
    AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
    
    I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
    
    S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

    Why do ppl find boobs attractive

      Why are boobs attractive?
      Like its just 2 balls with tiny dots at the end as a gay dude i don’t understand 😃🔫 EDIT: after 60 replies i came to a conclusion, being: Because squish squish bounce bounce jingle jongle wibble wobble mommy milkers soft 😩
      
      EDIT2: i got asked y i dont like em and im just gonna say. Trauma that involves a shower and my naked grandma 🥰

      Boobs in bras are sometimes hotter than bare boobs

        Sometimes when I’m watching porn, or even in real life. When I see a female in her bra and panties;it’s extremely attractive. But then I don’t know if I just hype up their boobs to how I have been imagining them to look only to be disappointed when they reveal that they aren’t (my version of a perfect boob) but that’s subjective cause everyone has their own idea of what the perfect tit looks like. But sometimes it’s like the mystery is even hotter cause I don’t really get to know and that way I can picture them to be however I want.

        A girl showed me her boobs

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          I'm not really sure if this is NSFW or not but I'll tag it just incase. I've struggled for a while with talking to girls and I recently decided to start talking to this girl about the elections. I just decided that since we didn't go to school matter it didn't really matter as much about what I said, Kinda a douchebag thing to do but idk. We've known each other for a while but stopped talking so we haven't talked in a while. Anyways we talked for a few days and she decided to FaceTime me. I have some self image issues and kind of hid my face a little but we talked for a while and she called me cute and stuff like that. I got more confidence and was just making joke after joke and she seemed really into it. We started sending back some pretty sexual texts and as she said she was gonna go to bed she had one last gift for me and for me to look at the screen and there she was with her boobs out. I'm a younger teen and this is really the first time I've seen boobs that aren't in porn. Anyways once I get ungrounded we're gonna start hanging out. I know this sounds pretty virgin like but I'm super stoked and can't tell anyone I know in real life.

          Boobs 2

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