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Hayase Yuuka

    Yuuka from Blue Archive
    Every Blue Archive copypasta
    Since Yuuka is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Yuuka’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
    
    Who is Yuuka?
    
    For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
    
    For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
    
    For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
    
    For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
    
    For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
    
    If Yuuka speaks, I listen. If Yuuka questions, I answer. If Yuuka orders, I obey.
    
    If Yuuka opines, I agree. If Yuuka fears, I assure. If Yuuka hopes, I dream.
    
    If Yuuka is happy, I am jubilant. If Yuuka is angry, I am apoplectic. If Yuuka is sad, I am disconsolate.
    
    Yuuka is my ideal, Yuuka is my romance, Yuuka is my passion.
    
    Yuuka is my strength, Yuuka is my compass, Yuuka is my destination.
    
    Yuuka is my language, Yuuka is my culture, Yuuka is my religion.
    
    Yuuka is my ocean, Yuuka is my mountain, Yuuka is my sky, Yuuka is my air, Yuuka is my sun, Yuuka is my moon, Yuuka is my world.
    
    Yuuka is history, Yuuka is present, Yuuka is future.
    
    If Yuuka has a million fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has ten fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has only one fan, that is me. If Yuuka has no fans, I no longer exist.
    
    If the whole universe is for Yuuka , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Yuuka, then I am against the whole universe.
    
    I will love, cherish, and protect Yuuka until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Yuuka until their very last breath.

    I can’t tell you how much I love Azusa.

      I can't tell you how much I love Azusa. I want to examine her eyes up close, comfort her delicate wings with all of my sanctity, run my fingers through her soft yet perfect-seeming hair. I want to caress her whole body, not leave every centimeter untouched, massage her sweet head, care for her cheeks, touch and admire her toes and fingers while protecting her sacred legs with all my strength and dignity. How I wish to have a single glimpse of holy Azusa before my death, and store that deep in my mind to revoke at the moment of life's end to depart in bliss. Every time I just think of Azusa, if I haven't averted the sight of this goddess, I am filled with eternal happiness and contentment in all ways, so that even in the most difficult times of my life I have a reason to keep going. Every night I lie on my Azusa body pillow, face crying with joy as I replay scenarios of how I would exchange words with holy Azusa. I dream of her with her hands in mine, sitting on a bank of our city's hill, hidden under the night starry sky, our faces close, her eyes closed as I reach for a tender, protective kiss. Every day I step out of my bed just for Azusa. Every day I can't think of anything but Azusa. Every day I live only for Azusa. Come into my care, into my arms, I will heal you, I will take care of you, I will guarantee to fight for you with all my willpower and vitality until my last breath. I love you Azusa!!

      Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing

        The infamous Himari wheelchair seggs copypasta from Blue Archive
        Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing. Imagine seeing Himari at night, catching her wheelchair by surprise, turning it around to see her shocked face, only for it to turn into an embarrassed crimson red as she realizes what's about to happen to her. You put your hands on her legs, about to lift them up, only to realize that her body is frail and fragile, and yet so elegant, so charming, so graceful... so alluring... You get frustrated because you want to be rough with her, but you just can't because you don't want to hurt her. You can't help but feel like her heavenly body was made for the sole purpose of teasing you. Unable to bear it anymore, you forcefully lift up her legs and put them over your shoulders, only to hear a short shriek of pain. Realizing what you did, you immediately looked up to apologize to her, praying to the God that Decagrammaton seeks in the hope that she would forgive you. But as you raise your head, what you see is not a face of horror, disappointment, or anguish, but a smile so divine that you thought she was a student belonging to Trinity. Absolutely entranced by her beauty, you struggle as best you can to utter an apology, but you are abruptly stopped by Himari putting her finger on your lips. She then whispers to you, "It's alright, Sensei. Please be rough with me." All your senses dissipate; the only thing remaining is your insatiable lust for Akeboshi Himari. No longer caring if what you're about to do would hurt her anymore, you start to go to town with her like a wild beast about to devour its prey. Everything around you matters no longer, for the name Himari is the only thing that echoes within your mind. However, deep down, you know what you're doing is wrong, and you know you have to stop; your senses are slowly returning, and they're about to slap you awake. Just as you are close to waking up to your senses, the sound of Himari moaning combined with the sound of her wheelchair rocking back and forth created a scenario so lewd it rendered all your senses ineffective. A scenario so lewd that even Hanako couldn't even hope to dream of. You finally let it out inside her some time of passionate love and gazed at the beautiful starry sky above, thinking how lovely they are. But as you look down, you realize that there is already a star in front of you—a star more beautiful, more dazzling, and shine more brilliantly than any you've ever laid eyes upon. It was none other than Akeboshi Himari, the genius bishoujo hacker of Millennium. You move your head close to hers, embarrassed, as if to give her a passionate kiss. A kiss filled with your deepest love for her and her alone. Finally, as your lips depart from hers, you lean close to her ears and whisper your confession, "Himari, I love you." Her face was once again painted crimson. But this time, rather than embarrassment, it was happiness. "I love you as well, Sensei." She said, in response to your confession. A sense of joy rushes through your entire body. Unable to contain it, you give her a tight hug, and Himari gives you a hug in return. When you both finally return to your senses, it is already late at night, and decided you both should go back. But returning together would only raise unnecessary suspicions, so you both bid goodbye and go the opposite way. But before you make a turn, you decide to glance back at Himari, and you see her glancing back at you with a gentle smile on her face. Both are well aware that this glance communicated far more than any words could and that this night will be remembered fondly by both you and Himari.

        Kisaki The Chinese Cunny

          You see what makes Kisaki so great is how she's the perfect balance between innocent and seducing.
          First we have the chinese dress which is bound tightly to her body showing her body contours and as we go down the dress exposes a small part of her waist-hip-leg and V-line which incites certain hormones kicking the male reproduction instinct.
          Second point are the gloves she's small cute and funny but the gloves gives her a very mature look it makes it look like she's always ready to grab your balls and fondle with them and that increases how hot she looks.
          Thirdly we have the long coat which makes her look cute because it shows she's wearing it to be treated like an adult BUT BUT BUT she doesn't just wear it she wears it half down WHICH MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS DOWN TO GET RAILED ANYTIME ANY MOMENT THE CUTENESS HAS TURNED INTO AN ALLURING CHARM.
          Fourth point we have her heels. Another part of Kisaki trying to look like an adult and it definitely works. The heels shows how uptight and dominant she may be and the things those cute feet in her heels can do makes the imagination of any man tremble.
          Next we HAVE HER ARMPITS. Well this depends on the angle the artist draws but TO NOT SHOW KISAKI's ARMPITS IS A SIN. Her cute beautiful sexy armpit pose can break the most hardcore stoic men in the world. You could come back from a gruesome war and the moment your eyes witness the ephemeral beauty of Kisaki's armpits all your worries and struggles will cease to exist. 
          There are a few minor points as well such as her hair buns and the color of her eyes. The buns increase the impact of the chinese dress making her look dignified and at the same time playful. Her eye color fits perfectly with her hair and the dress and the piercing look she gives can send shivers to the male genitals. I shall now end my long ass paragraph of why Kisaki is perfect. The Chinese Cunny: The Chunny Kisaki has broken my mind, soul, and heart. She has full control of me