Blue Archive

So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Mutsuki’s wig and clothes

Its the “So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house dress as Pekora” copypasta but changed to Mutsuki from Blue Archive.

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Mutsuki's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep, Kufufu~."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, Sensei?" He said he's confused, but then his Binah got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his Binah, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Mutsuki!" which made me get a Binah myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His Mandrake Extract was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to 💢💢💢 you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his Mandrake Extract off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Mutsuki."

Hina from Blue Archive

MILH - Man I Love Hina

If Hina has 100 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 10 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 1 fan, I’m that fan
If Hina has no fans, I’m no longer on this world
If everyone is against Hina, I’m against the world

Needless to say, Man I Love Hina

For Mini Hina:

White hair, fair skin, purple eyes,
Four horns, big heart, smol in size.
So brave, so strong, so lovely,
Like sun, like moon, like the sky.

Believe, beware, be careful.
The demon makes me unwise.
Headpat, pamper, spoil Her Grace,
For the cuteness fill my life.

-----------For Hina,
-----------with Love
-----------Sensei

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hina should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its cute little body off the ground. The Hina, of course, flies anyways. Because Hina doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

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Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint

Originated from the comments of a post on r/BlueArchive that brought out the unhinged nature of Blue Archive fans.

Her canvas is ready and my paintbrush is on hand 🎨🖌️

Rub rub rub rub

Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint 🖌️⚪🔴

Rub rub rub rub

Looks like Sensei will need to apply multiple layers🥛🖌️

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You are too greedy Maki-chan, do you want me to go through all of my paint!? 🖌️🪣

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What a masterpiece Maki-chan... ! 😭😭😭😭😭

collapses on the ground

Breathe in

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