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Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad.

    Silence from Arknights copypasta
    Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
    
    Silence is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Columbian history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
    
    I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
    
    She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
    
    I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
    
    God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
    
    I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Silence’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.
    
    I love you, Silence. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Olivia. I'm waiting for you.
    
    I’ll always be waiting for you.

    Chongyue

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      Nearl Bloodline

        Listen, I don't have much time, I've been held captive as a sex slave on the nearl's family house now some of you might raise your eyebrows and said "lol dude, why are you distressing over a good time?" so let me tell you this IT IS NOT
        
        So like most of you guys, I dreamt of continuing the nearl family bloodline, I volunteered immediately without hesitation, I dreamt about this for so long, when a horse is in heat they will show signs such anxiety, squealing, signs of aggression, frequent urination, and looser bowel movement, did you know how hot is that? I could literally receive gallons upon gallons of golden showers and I would happily help with any bowel problem that they has, a horse could also exert a kick up to 2000 psi, I really want to have that amount of force right in my nuts, their aggression also means you could have a really rough seggs all night long
        
        So there I am waiting eagerly in the bedroom naked for either Maria, Margaret, or zofia, or best case scenario all three of them at once. But... Imagine my surprise, when I heard the door creaks open there's no sign of any three of them, instead what I saw was uncle mlynar, all naked, with a huge throbbing horse cock, DID YOU KNOW HOW BIG IS THAT?! I SWORE ITS MORE THAN 50CM LONG WITH 6CM GIRTH I panicked but mlynar is just there not even looking at me, he's reading a goddamn newspaper, he didn't talk much and just slam my head into the bed while that huge throbbing horse dick just keep pounding my ass, I screamed and begged for mercy, but he didn't even seem to care, he's just casually reading that newspaper while keep pounding me mercilessly, after for a long time, I could see the light from the sun coming up he finally stops and calmly said "that's all for today, I need to get to work" I can't even speak anymore and just lie down there thinking about the life choices I made that I ended up in this situation, this has been going for days so please, help me

        I want to bang saga so goddamn bad

          I want to bang saga so goddamn bad
          
          She's so fucking cute i want to bang her and then fall asleep next to her and then wake up with scrambled eggs ready that she made for me while she says "so guys we did it we reached 250ml of cum in my tight little pussy"
          
          Holy fucking shit. I want to bang saga so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to arknights I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with saga . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of saga tight dog pussy.
          
          Fuck, my fucking mom caught me . I'd dressed my phone in saga attire and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see saga

          Weedy from Arknights

            Of course it's not gay. You're breeding with a girl, 100% straight Sounding isn't even a "gay act". It's a bit kinky. but I guess Weedy is a kinky girl. Only sexual acts with other guys is gay. You're good.
            
            As for sex with Weedy. I imagine it will go like this: You have sex with her like a normal girl but with her on top and you're holding hands. but in the height of arousal, she would insert her ovipositor into your urethra (It's a soft tentacle-like organ that extends from within her vagina). Ejaculation would ensue as you both orgasm simultaneously, and her ovipositor would meet your sperm halfway inside of your urethra, right on the prostate area (You'd feel a strong and deep sexual pressure), ensuring that your sperm would successfully fertilize her eggs with a 99% success rate (Excess fluids would be ejaculated past her ovipositor and into her vagina). This fertilizes the eggs, and these fertilized eggs. still inside you, would slowly travel backwards all throughout the vas deferens tubes, into the epididymis's and into your testicles. where they would attach themselves inside of them, safely rest, grow, and be nourished by the testicles: While they grow, they make your testicles work 10x their usual rate, and so you'd be much, much hornier than usual. This allows you to become very attached and intimate with Weedy during the period (This ensures a strong parental bond for the offspring).
            
            The eggs wouldn't grow very large at all. They are quite small, but there are up to 1500 of them. and they take from 9-45 days to finish growing. Once they're ready to hatch however, you have birthing sex with Weedy. It is very intimate and wild sex with her where at the peak of the act, you have an immensely powerful ejaculation and ejaculate the eggs into her vagina. They sit there briefly before she delivers them just like humans regularly would through labor. You pass out from the pleasure mid orgasm. and you awake to up to 1500 mini Weedy's and Weedy.

            So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house while wearing Lappland clothes

              So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Lappland clothes,make-up and etc. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup." He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, LAPPLAND!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally geh" But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his c*m off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Lappland, Dokutah"