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Ramadan 🕋

    it's Ramadan 🕋 that means 🙈 no thots 🙅 no eating in the daytime 🌞🍴 no smoking 🚬 and no ❌ cummies 🍆💦 upvote 💯 to praise a​lla​h 🤗
    Happy 🍑 Ramadan my 😎 horny little 👴 huda-hoes! Time 👏 to 🦊👌 go 🔙 all 👀🙋 day without 🚫❌ eating or 🚨💯 cummin 💦💦 so 🤙😎 Daddy 💕🙀 Allah can 🔫 let 🙋 you 👇 into 👉 his 👏 forbidden 🙅🙅 heaven. That’s right, Daddy 💖👫 Allah wants you 👉🙉 to feast on 🔛 only his 👏 big juicy 💦 COCK-a-thon 💋🍆 and 👨👅 thirst 🍶🍶 for 🎛 only 👉😎 his 💯 sweet 😱 sweet cummy-wine. 👻😍 But 🍑 remember 🤔🤔 - don’t 🚫🙅 eat 😋🍴 before 😳 Daddy 👧 orgasms 💦💦 cause then 🔙 it’s time ⌛ for 🍆🏻 dinner! 🍔🍔 So 💯 if 🤔 you 😁😛 want 😭 the 👏 naughty new 💪✨ hoe 💀 ️Samantha to cum 💦 back ↩ from 🍆 the 👦🙅 dead 😰 to 👀💦 get her 💀 twerkin ass eaten 👅👄 by 😈 snakes , then 😂🔙 send 📱📬 this 🏼 to 🌋 other 🏾💰 slutty 👙 imamandan juicy 💦 hoes in your area !!!! If 👀 you 👸 receive 🙏 0 back, stay 🎮 home 🖤 tonight and 👏💯 make 🙅 fucking 😂 dinner together with 🙅👏 your 🍆 daddy. 💪‼ If you ♥😩 get 🙌🉐 10 back 😻 Then it's 💯 time ⏱🕒 to 😷 bust 🏼♀ some 💥 nutella on 👇 that 🍆😐 sticky 😝 waffle! 
    is it a bird❓ 🐤🐣 is it a plane❓ ✈️ 🌜nah son🌛‼️ it's the moon‼️ 🌝🌙 sha'bann is over 🔃& RAMADAN IS HERE 🎉😝👌🏽 a time 🕔 of spiritual rejuvenation 🙏🏽 repenting 🙏🏽 and forgiveness 👭. the shaytaan are locked up 🚫😈🔒 so yall got no excuses 🙅🏽💁🏽! it's time to control our urges 🚱📵🔞 our hunger 🚫🍝🍟🍹🚫 and temptations 👫📱🎶💃🏽 for the next 3⃣0⃣ days!! 😋 please forgive me🙋🏽 for my wrongdoings 😊🙏🏽or if I have hurt you in anyway 👎🏽 and may Allah accept your fast☺️ 👍🏽 and you have a blessed month📅🌟 with your family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 SO MAKE YOUR INTENTION 💭 DO WUDHU 💦 SET YOUR SUHUR ALARMS ⏰ & PICK UP THE QURAN 📚😋 AND GET PRAYING!!🙏🏽😝 See you on EID!👋🏽👊🏽😜
    Bruh 😤😤 did you 👉 just seriously 😒 eat 💩 during 😡 Ramadan❓❓🤮🤮🤮 Absolute cringe 😬😬🤬🤬 retard the sun 🌞 hasn’t even set 😂😂😭 You will not 🙅‍♀️❌ find favor with 🅰️llah 💯😔 foolish 👺 infidel 🤬😤
    IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
    
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    ❌❌ERROR!❌❌
    
    💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦Mujahideen👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁

    GUYS DO NOT FLASH YOUR NUTSACK AT ALLAH!!!1!

      I astral projected and entered the spirit realm and flashed my nutsack at Allah and he killed my mom. I tried bringing her back to life with selenite and quartz but she's dead and now Allah is banging my mom in the astral plane. I covered my house in salt and burned sage to try and cleanse his negative energy away but I can sense he is coming to kill and fuck the spirits of more of my family members. My goldfish is sick and I think he's next. Nobody is safe. Protect yourselves, witches.

      Do NOT challenge Allah to a game of Minecraft Manhunt

        Dream: In this video, me and 3 of my friends try to hunt down Allah and stop him from beating Minecraft and taking over Afghanistan. If we kill him once, Islam will be destroyed. If he beats the Ender Dragon, my friends and I will convert to Islam and follow the true path to Jannah. Minecraft Manhunt.
        
        BadBoyHalo: Okay, when are we starting?
        
        Bad: Alright, guys listen, here's what we're doing: we planned this out. I'm gonna get us resources, you three stay on him, keep him from getting any resources, and that'll prevent - oh my goodness, where'd he go? Oh my goodness, he did it again!
        
        George: I see him, he's running away.
        
        Sapnap: I see him he's getting a tree, he's mining wood!
        
        George: Go, go go go go.
        
        George: We're nowhere near him.
        
        Bad: Just get to him!
        
        Sapnap: He chopped down the whole tree in one hit! How???
        
        George: Alright go Sapnap, go, go.
        
        Sapnap: Okay wait I'm on him. Mmm, what's up bro?
        
        Dream: No! He's too powerful!
        
        Bad: Okay, I got us wood, I got us wood. Dream, you always give me wood. I'm so fucking hard right now.
        
        George: Just use the compass and cum to us.
        
        Bad: Yeah, I'm running, I'm gonna get us swords.
        
        Dream: Oh my god. I had an iron sword and I barely escaped with my life... George, what are you doing? You're just standing there.
        
        Dream: George???
        
        George: Sorry, my ass hole is still sore from last night. Had to run to the bathroom because it was leaking again.
        
        Snapsnap: He just killed me! What the heck, guys?
        
        BadBoyHalo: Me too. He's not even trying to beat the game.
        
        Dream: Oh my god, I'm dead. He's farming us.
        
        Bad: Where'd he go? I think I saw him run towards the desert... On him now. Oh my god.
        
        Dream: What?
        
        Bad: He's building something... It's huge. Is that... Mecca? He's building a full-scale recreation of Mecca.
        
        BadBoyHalo: Oh my goodness boys, that's huge.
        
        Bad: Wait, he's up in the sky now... He's writing something with blocks...
        
        Dream: It looks like it says... 'Death to Israel'. Well, I can agree with that at least... George. George? Where are you, kitten?
        
        George: Breathing heavily over the mic.
        
        BadBoyHalo: Ignore him.... He's masturbating again.
        
        Snapsnap: Here he comes! Get ready!
        
        BadBoyHalo: Oh heck, he has diamond armor. No way. No way, bro. This is impossible.
        
        Dream: I can see why so many people worship him.
        
        Snapsnap: I don't think we can win, what do we... Oh, I'm dead.
        
        BadBoyHalo: Me too.
        
        George: Audibly orgasms over the mic... Oh he's so fucking powerful. S-sorry guys... I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting follower with a loose hole.
        
        Dream: It's fine, George. But you know I'll have to punish you later, you little slut.
        
        George: I'm sorry Daddy uwu.
        
        Dream: I think that's a wrap boys. Allah built Mecca and killed us all. No one can stop him now. As promised, we're shipping off to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. Remember to like and subscribe, and tune in for our next video, Israeli Manhunt, where we hunt down foul and treacherous Jewish children in real life.

        Today while playing Fortnite I ran into Allah

          Today while playing Fortnite I ran into Allah at pleasant parks while he was trying to run solo squads. Knowing he was weakened, I told my squad to stay high ground while I engaged him on my own. He had worse loot and no heals but he's an amazing player.
          
          He is so fucking powerful. I'm not cracked enough at the game to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and ran out of heals. His edits are immensely cracked and he cranks 90s at an ungodly speeds.
          
          I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting default skin. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue climbing the Fortnite ladder. I'm currently using medkits and mini shields that my squad gave me to try and heal as quickly as possible.
          
          Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together (maybe even cross team) if we want to shit on this god.

          Do NOT face Allah alone when Astral projecting

            I will build battle Allah
            Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
            
            He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
            
            I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
            
            Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

            Sister I’ve noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab.

              based and halalpilled.
              Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
              Sister. 🤧👱 I've 🙅 noticed 🙀 that 💬 your 🐦 reddit 👽 avatar is not 🚫❌ wearing 👙👙 a hijab. 🧕 When 🍆⏰ you 👈 wear 👙 a hijab, 🧕 you 😀 are obeying the commandments of Allah, and you 🚫🙏 can expect 📝 great ❤️ rewards in 🎁🔙👏 return. 🔙 It is allah's protection of your 🤗🍑 natural 👉 beauty. 👄 You 👉🏻 are too 😎 precious 💰💰 to be 🐝🏻 "on 🔛🔼 display" for.every man 🕴 to see. 🙈 It is allah's preservation of your 💃 chastity. Allah purifies your 😏 heart 💕 and mind 🤯 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 Allah raises the dignity 🙍 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 When ⏰ a strange man 🦸🏾‍♂️ looks 💉💯 at you, 🤟😀🤟😀🤟😀 he 📷 respects you 👆 because 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ he 👨 sees 👀 that 🏻 you 👈🏽 respect 🤬♀️ yourself. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ And this applies to your 🙅🏿 reddit 👃👽 avatar as well. 👀