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    What the actual *FUCK* is this thread?

      What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off 

      New Normal

        >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
        >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
        >YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
        >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
        >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
        >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
        >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
        >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
        >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
        >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
        >YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
        >YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
        >YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
        >YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
        >YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
        >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
        >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
        >YOU WILL REJECT GOD
        >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
        >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
        >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
        >YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
        >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
        >YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
        >YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
        >YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
        >YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
        >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
        >YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
        >YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
        >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
        >YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
        >YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
        >YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
        >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
        >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
        >AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

        Another variation of “New Normal”

        >IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
        >AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
        >YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
        >YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
        >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
        >YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
        >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
        >YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
        >YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
        >YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
        >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
        >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
        >YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
        >YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
        >YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
        >YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
        >YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
        >YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
        >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
        >YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
        >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
        >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
        >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
        >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
        >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
        >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
        >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
        >YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
        >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
        >YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
        >YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
        >YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
        >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
        >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
        >YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
        >YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
        >YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
        >YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
        >YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
        >YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
        >YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
        >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
        >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

        Total Nigger Death (TND)

          Started from 4chan during the Black Lives Matter (BLM) protest, the copypasta calls for the extermination of black people. It became a popular meme due to its unhinge nature and has evolved into many different variations.

          Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. 

          Longer version

          Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.

          Dear 4chan

            Dear 4chan,
            
            Congratulations, you got a reaction from users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.
            
            Your pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a mark? Your silly little proxy won't protect you. I have hacked into many computers and spied on the users. I've hacked into games. I've been hacking since I had a computer. It's what I was raised to do.
            
            You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy peeling your skin off your face.
            
            You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for your life.
            
            Track my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Hack into my account if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to track you.
            
            With love, A psychopath
            
            PS. I would fear for your life while you still have it.

            Open Dear landlubbers version

            Dear landlubbers
            
            Congratulations, You've stolen me rum. That's what you wanted, right? Well see here, I've decided I don't sail with people like you. You've messed with the wrong Cap'n o' the seven seas. Before you get excited, you haven't even found me treasure. I am a hard person to steal from. However, I despise people like you.
            
            Your pitiful pirating skills are hilarious. Sinking ships and shooting cannons are level 1. Can you board a ship all by yourself? Can you rob a port blind without leavin' a trace? Your silly little galley won't protect you. I have plundered Man O' Wars. I've been plundering since I had a rowboat. It's what I was raised to do.
            
            You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a bunch of Landlubbers with no gold. Have you ever swashbuckled someone? I have no empathy and will enjoy rubbing my gold in your face.
            
            You think I'm giving you an empty chest? Believe that. I have crews in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you sail even close to me you better fear for your life.
            
            Sink my ship if you want to, but I'm smart enough to swim. Steal my gold if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to catch you.
            
            With love,
            
            Cap'n Blackbeard
            
            P.S. I would spend your loot while you still have it.

            Open Dear ruffians version

            Dear ruffians,
            
            I congratulate thee, you have attained a display of feelings from my serfs. That is what you wanted, right? Well, I, George Talbot, Duke of Tumbleville, have made the decision that I do not enjoy the company of ruffians such as yourselves. You have trifled with the peasants of the wrong Duke. Before you get excited, you haven't even seen me tax my underlings. I am loathe to tax them, However, I despise bandits like you.
            
            Your pitiful swordsman skills are hilarious. Decapitations and using a shield are level 1. Can you command armies? Can you tear through village walls with naught but your bare hands?
            
            Your silly little wooden shield will not protect you. I have hacked apart kingdoms. I've been parlaying with the sword since I had the title of Duke. It is what I was raised to do.
            
            You have not the slightest idea to the extent of fear which you should be experiencing. You are just mountain bandits with wooden clubs. Have you ever dueled with someone?
            
            I have no need for knights, and I will enjoy throwing you in my dungeons.
            
            You think I'm bluffing? Believe what you will. I have contacts in high places that you don't want to know about. If you even go into the same kingdom as me you better fear for your life.
            
            Raid my storage houses if you want to, but I am smart enough not to give my peasants food. Try to climb into my castle if you want, but it will just make it easier for me to duel you.
            
            With strong feelings of lust,
            
            George Talbot, Duke of Tumbleville
            
            P.S. I would buy a better shield while you still can.

            Anon friend shit on a hooker

              Classic 4chan copypasta about Anon's friend who shit on a hooker's face
              be me
              be sophomore in college
              spring break
              decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros >I had this one buddy, we'll call him Dave
              Dave was a fucking wildcard, this dude would do just about anything for a laugh >In San Francisco after an awful red-eye flight.
              Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives
              Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row
              After a few hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inebriated >Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night
              Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great fucking time
              We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest, a frighteningly emaciated meth addict hooker. >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack whore, continue to walk
              As we were about to walk by, this hooker said something that I'll never be able to forget >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't shit on my face"
              Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care >Hooker takes us all down to an alley, then proceeds to lay down with her face upwards
              "Okay try to shit on my face"
              Dave goes first.
              Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict whore's forehead, she blows on his asshole
              Asshole immediately shrivels up like a dehydrated raisin, Dave literally can not shit on her face
              My turn next
              I stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >I squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive shit log stirring within me
              I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment >Just as I felt the tip of my shit touching the ring on my asshole, a great wind swept up from the prostitute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter
              Just as Dave had failed before me, I was unnsuccessful in my quest >Hooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can shit on her face
              Hooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our joumey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave
              Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to shit on the hooker's face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back
              whatever.gif
              Next day
              Our plane leaves the next moming, so this night was our last in San Francisco >We decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the hooker, we decided not to spend much)
              Find this nasty "chinese" buffet
              Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff
              cont
              Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing
              We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face
              "We're going to get our money back"
              Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave
              Dave runs out of the hotel to go find the hooker from the night before
              Friends and I have no choice but to follow
              Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the feriocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey >Dave begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before
              Finally arrive at the alley where we met the hooker before
              Sure enough, the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same comer
              Dave groans through clenched teeth "We want to try and shit on your face again, double or nothing"
              Hooker agrees
              Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position >Dave stands over her face as I remain transfixed with anticipation
              Before the hooker even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy anal terror the likes of which no man should ever witness
              Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid shit spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hooker's screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest
              The shit continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open >Hooker attempts to protect her already scat-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's anal explosion
              Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, bare ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be compared to a nuclear blast in order to assess the damage
              The Hooker is literally covered from head to toe in shit, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz >She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still put into shock by the force of Dave's shit
              Dave turns to us with a serious expression on his face,bare ass still exposed to the breeze
              "Holy fuck I've killed her" >The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in shit, giving the appearence of a grotesque brown halo
              Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley > Still don't know what happened to that hooker, or if she even survived