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Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan

    Joe Rogan is like Khan copypasta

    Its from a 4chan post describing Joe Rogan’s podcast during the height of his popularity. The copypasta is often use as an ironic joke whenever Joe makes a bad take.

    Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man safe fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”
    
    “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”
    Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so” “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe.” 

    M2 Browning in space

      Its a 4chan copypasta that circlejerks on how great the M2 Browning is by fantasizing it as the superior weapon in space warfare.

      >2066
      
      >Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
      
      >Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship.
      
      >No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
      
      >Get sent in to extract some wounded.
      
      >Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
      
      >Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
      
      >Let loose a stream of bullets.
      
      >The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
      
      >The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
      
      >Inspect MG afterwards.
      
      >Thing was made in 1942.
      
      >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
      
      >Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.
      Ma Deuce Mars
      >2066
      
      >Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
      
      >Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship
      
      .>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
      
      >Get sent in to extract some wounded.
      
      >Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
      
      >Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
      
      >Let loose a stream of bullets.
      
      >The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
      
      >The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
      
      >Inspect MG afterwards.
      
      >Thing was made in 1942.
      
      >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
      
      >Scratch "Olympus Mons" on with a knife.

      Shit was SO cash

        Its a old 4chan copypasta from 2007 originating from the /b/ board. The copypasta is an unhinge and somewhat ironic rant in which the OP berates everyone else while portraying himself as the alpha male.

        Hey Faggots,
        My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
        Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
        Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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          Doritos Dew it right ERROR! Please drink a verification can

            ‘Doritos Dew it right!’ started as a 4chan post in 2013 describing our dystopian future ruled by corporations and ads. The copypasta has since became more popular due to the prevalence of ads in the internet and social media.

            -2018
            
            -wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
            
            -excited to play some halo 2k19
            
            -"xbox on"
            
            -...
            
            -"XBOX ON"
            
            -"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"
            
            -"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
            
            -"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
            
            -reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
            
            -only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
            
            -still feeling sick from the 14
            
            -force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
            
            -xbox does nothing
            
            -i attempt to smile
            
            -"Connecting to verification server"
            
            -...
            
            -"Verification complete!"
            
            -finally
            
            -boot up halo 2k19
            
            -finding multiplayer match...
            
            -"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
            
            -my mother just walked in the room
            
            -"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
            
            -"NO!"
            
            -"Console entering lock state!"
            
            -"to unlock drink verification can"
            
            -last can
            
            -"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
            
            -drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
            
            -pour the last half out the window
            
            -"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
            
            -the mountain dew ad plays
            
            -i have to dance for it -feeling so sick
            
            -makes me sing along
            
            -dancing and singing
            
            -"mountain dew is for me and you"
            
            -throw up on my self
            
            -throw up on my tv and entertainment system
            
            -router shorts
            
            -"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
            
            -"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"