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I’m literally sitting here on the verge of tears

    imagine being a simp for millionaire thots omegalul
    What the fuck man. I'm literally sitting here on the verge of tears. Slaving away in this dead end job saving up for the end of the month splash. I was this close. Maybe I should have done that overtime, if I could get her that money earlier I might have been able to convince her in the dono message. She needs a man that can treat her right, a man like me. I would open the car door for her EVERY TIME, I would pull out her chair at a restaurant, I would lay my twitch hoodie over puddles to protect her from the filth.

    Mommy Milkers <3

      bazinga bazookas
      Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.

      OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍

        o c e a n m a n
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        OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

        Trace McSorley

          Just a kid from Bryerwood to wearin number 9
          Trace McSorley 😈 Throw it on a dime ✅ Like I ain’t even tryin 🥱 Just a kid from Bryerwood 🤠 to wearin number 9 🥶 Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy 😼 Flipped to Happy Valley ⚡ Now I’m coming back and got the natty on my mind 🤩 They can’t touch my deep ball 💪 Every game I’m scorin 🏈

          Ugh fine I guess you are my little pogchamp

            Come here my little pogchamp
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            Ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp, come here.
            Listen to me. I am not your little pogchamp. I’m not anyone’s little pogchamp. I’m not changing for anything or anyone. Even if it is an E-Girl. I am not your little pogchamp, and I will never be.
            It seems you dont understand the situation. You ARE my little pogchamp, and you WILL come here. That is, if you ever want to see your family again
            I am sick of seeing this overused and unfunny animation. “Oh she says pogchamp! That’s funny!” No you fucking neanderthal, it’s not. It wasn’t funny the first time, and it still isn’t funny the 40th time. This should have been nothing more than a random animation. One random fucking animation someone made. The animator didn’t intend anything else but to make an animation to fit a pre-existing meme voiceover, but for some ungodly reason all of these “meme community” fuckers have to beat it to death for being a clip where “le epic twitch emote is mentioned by a sexy anime girl!!” There is no punchline. None of the material in this “meme” sets up any expectation and neither does it break any of those said expectations in what we would refer to as “humor”. On all levels, on every imaginable criteria, this is not funny. I do not understand how an entire community can have a sense of humor that is so revoltingly awful. I do not understand how so many people think seeing a random reaction clip after this animation is funny. I am about ready to blow the fucking brains out of my head if I see this “meme” one more fucking time.