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I can’t wait any longer for Isabelle’s pussy.

    Holy fucking shit. There are less than 2 days left until animal crossing comes out on the switch and I can't wait any longer. I need to see Isabelle in 1080P HD 60FPS, and I need to see her NOW. Not only is she the love of my life, but I fucking need more rule 34 of her. There is nothing more fucking hot than Isabelle, and the new game's release will (If my calculations are correct) cause a massive flood of new Isabelle rule 34. I have harassed everyone I've found with an early copy, and I've tried to convince them to give it to me in every way I know. That includes offering my mum's credit card (that's fucking revenge for trying to take away my 3DS you bitch), death threats, begging, and other typically effective means. So if anyone has an early copy, please give it to me. I physically cannot wait any longer for Isabelle.

Please.

    Discord – after someone lost an argument

      I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.

      Rap God but it’s a deaf person doing it

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        r/ratemypoo is an absolute JOKE.

          r/ratemypoo is an absolute JOKE. How is one supposed to accurately rate a poo merely by the picture of it?

Does a candle connoisseur judge a candle based on it's appearance alone, without giving it a sniff? Does a food critic write their review purely on the merit of the aesthetic of the plating of the dish, without tasting? Does a sculptor select clay for what is to be a priceless piece of art without first feeling its texture and density?

No.

So how am I ever to fairly "rate your poo" if I do not experience your poo with a variety of senses. Just going off a picture I will miss out on many things about your poo: the nutty and oaky hints in it's scent. I would never know its sweet flavor, yet acidic after taste. I would miss your poos sticky, almost stretchy texture.

I would miss all of those qualities in your poo, and countless other subtleties invisible to the eye. All I would have to go off of is the picture of it floating cheerlessly in it's porcelain pool, waiting to be mercilessly whisped into the unknown of the pipes. How am I supposed to feel good giving such a soulless, uninformed rating of your poo?

          Obama’s last name is…

            Obama's  last name is  .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................  We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full  commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other  guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you

We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy  to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and  we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)

We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too  shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game  and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give  you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you  Never gonna make you cry

Ha, you fool. I just Rickrolled you without even using a link. I bet you feel dumb right now. Get rekt.

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              Long  ago in the land of Minecraft I noticed that the ink sacs were spelled  sac, instead of sack, I got confused and googled it, I discovered that a  sac is just an organic sack, part of an animal or whatnot, and now  multiple years later, I’m coming to the realisation ball sacks shouldn’t  be called ball sacks, they should be called ball sacs, a ball sack would be a man-made sack containing balls

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Got banned for false reasons, you all deserve to die, fuck the administrators, fuck Reddit, fuck it all