This isn't a copypasta, this is just a truth.
A MAN IS 21 AND IS STILL A VIRGIN IN LEGO CITY
PREPARE THE ASEXUALITY
HEY!
BUILD THE ASEXUALITY
AND COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS AS ASEXUAL EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY AREN'T
THE NEW CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AESTHETIC FROM LEGO CITY10. Paris Hilton - February 2, 2007
9. Charlie Sheen - June 19, 2008
8. Gwyneth Paltrow - June 1, 2012
7. Madonna - January 17, 2014
6. John Mayer - February 10, 2010
5. Lindsay Lohan - March 11, 2015
4. Justin Bieber - June 1, 2014
3. Martin Luther King Jr. - August 28, 1963
2. Pewdiepie - September 10, 2017
1. Obama - June 22, 2015Oh, so you support your girlfriend?
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