Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.
Commit suicide by banging the minecraft creeper so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. Fuck, the fucking villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to fucking town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.
If you do porn and have have vanilla sex on camera for money, you're just a regular chick whose sex videos are on the internet.
I'm so sorry that I hold the title of "pornstar" to a modicum of professionalism.
If I predict the weather for the next week and upload it to YouTube that doesn't make me a fuckin' meteorologist.
I had a girlfriend in 11th grade highschool that was a dirtier slut than some of these bitches calling themselves pornstars. "I don't do anal I just have done 250 videos for Brazzers because I look 16 years old" is lame af. Get some fucking self respect for yourself and step your games up.
And for fucks sake all you pretty bitches-- work on your head game. You're not exempt from getting better at sucking dick because you're pretty. Some Little Caprice looking girl is sucking 4" of a 16" horsecock and the dudes in the comments are like OMG BEST BJ IN HISTORYYYYYY. Motherfucker what.
Oh, you saw the number 69 and said nice? Nice? No, this 69 shit ain't fucking nice. Nice is taking a walk in the park and randomly finding a $100 bill. Nice is reading a good book during your leisure time. NICE is having ACTUAL SEX and ACTUALLY 69ING. This SHIT is just a number that you retards worship for free karma, retweets, (You)s, whatever the fuck niggas are calling them nowadays. Fuck your 69s and fuck your nice
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women, like this picture of Emma Stone. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
