It all started one winter night in 1994.

I stepped outside in my winter clothes,

I was as horny as any other 14 year old was.

My dick, most throbbing as it was cold.

So I decided to do something about it.

I thought: "Isn't there something that could solve my raging horniness?"

And then it came to me:

I could build a snow woman.

And do whatever I wanted to it.

Very quickly I proceeded to construct a crudely put-together snowwoman.

I scooped up two good snowballs and placed them on her beautiful chest.

I put more detail into the breasts than any other part of her body.

I took a stick and drew a berserk smile upon her face.

"Good..." I thought.

At this point, I was way too turned on to spend time on a vagina, so I just stick my dick into the snow.

It left a crude hole right around where a vagina should be.

I smiled as I looked at my creation.

I shed a tear and it froze off my face.

Then, "It's go time" I had decided.

I stuck my hot throbbing mess of a cock back into the snow.

I started thrusting like I was a rabbit trying to impregnate my mate.

My dick was freezing..I could feel the cold surround it as I vigirously fucked this hole I had just made.

I soon began to wonder why I had not yet reached climax.

I was thrusting, but it didn't feel good. I didn't feel anything at all.

And then I realized

I quickly withdrew my dick from the snow woman.

I tried to get a good look at it.

But twas too dark.

I rushed inside.

And thus

I realized

It was too late.

My dick had frostbite.

I cried and panicked.

"I can't lose my dick!!" I cried out within my cabin.

Doctor: I asked how your day was

Oh.