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SLATT🧛🏽‍♀️SLATT👺

    Playboi Carti - R.I.P.
    Original song
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    She Got me mad as shit🤬 
so I slapped that bitch💪🏻
I ain't even hop in the coupe🏎
the bitch gon' start with the clique 🤨
And I ain't even fucking this thot🙅🏻‍♂️
But your bitch got the star on the clique 🤳🏻
All of my diamonds they flawless💎🛸
All of my diamonds legit💎
All of these diamonds they popping💎😈
hollonn🤚🏼hollonn🤚🏼
hollonn🤚🏼hollonn🤚🏼
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    She got me mad as shit🤬
So I slapped the bitch😂👊
I ain’t even hop in the coupe🏎
this bih gon start the clique💪🏽
I aint even ready to stop 🛑🤚
Bitch I started the clique😈
all of my diamonds they floss💎 
all of my diamonds are legit💎
all of these diamonds they cost 💎 💴
Hollonn🖐
Hollonn🖐
Hollonn🖐
Ou😩
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    Take my damn award and leave

      Giving an Award, or "gilding", is a way to show appreciation for an exceptional contribution to Reddit
      OMG! You got me! Take my damn award and leave. Get the hell out. Collapse my reply right this second! You must take every course of action possible to distance yourself from me after you have frustrated me into coughing up this worthless Reddit emoji. Leave this subreddit at once! Delete your account and the Reddit app. Smash your phone and laptop and terminate your home WiFi connection. Take whatever you can carry on your back and flee far far away, as far as you can go on your own two feet. Then, once you tire, you must find an alternate mode of transportation to travel even farther, for you have truly flummoxed and bamboozled me with the stunning ingenuity of your comment. I must ensure that I have no chance of ever seeing you again, for I would be put to utter shame by your endless glory in the off chance that we crossed paths. Go get on a plane, taxi, bus, ship, motorcycle, or whatever you desire and travel until you reach the nearest space station. From here, you must enter training for several long years to become an astronaut so that you may leave this planet forever. I have no doubt you would be able to complete the training program fluidly despite lacking all relevant work or education experience due to the cutting-edge wordplay you have exhibited in the meticulous creation of your comment. Once you finish training, and embark on your first mission to space, you must use your incredible genius to hijack the space shuttle, hack the ground computer control systems, and pilot yourself in a trajectory away from our solar system and deep into interstellar space. Only by sending yourself to the farthest corners of not just our galaxy, our galaxy cluster, nor local supercluster, but to the edge of the observable universe may I be safe from being dissolved to atoms by the mere aura of your presence.

      HELP. I UNCONTROLLABLY CUM WHENEVER I SEE A SMILY FACE.

        Smiley face do be making me feel weird underneath
        HELP!

I (26M) was goin' to the bathroom at taco bell, as I normally do. as i reached into my big sweaty obese gaping asshole to grab my big fat squishy shits in order to shove them into the urinal, i noticed a cute lil' drawing on the stall. waddling my 300lb body over to get a better look, i realized what was drawn on the stall, a smiley face. i was immediately reminded of my lord and savior, daddy dream.

i let out a roaring moan, shattering all the glass in the area, instantly letting everyone in that taco bell know of my presence. i ripped my clothes off, tugged on my dick, and started letting all of my body fluids drain out on the floor. sweat, pee, cum, shit, blood, organs, you name it, all flowing from my teeny weeny peenie hole. however, amidst my raging passion for dream, i hadn't realized what i had done! alas, everyone in that unisex bathroom stared at me in fear. men, women, children, all traumatized by the unholy sight ive forced apon their eyes.

crying, i leaped out of a broken window, letting the glass scrape my unclothed flabs of stomach. i bolted into my car, but not before the police found me. with no time to think, i ran over 5 officers, an orphan, and a pregnant woman with my sexy prius. i managed to escape, but at what cost?
I am currently living in the middle of nowhere. i will never talk to my family or my friends again. yesterday i ate a grilled rat for breakfast. i'm in constant fear of the police finding me, and i can only pray to dream that i'll be alright.

anyone else having this problem?

        Sonic Never Takes Off His Shoes

          Sonic is an anthropomorphic hedgehog born with the ability to run faster than the speed of sound
          Guys I'm literally fucking shaking. Sonic has never taken off his shoes in 28 years, that means his feet must smell incredible 😍😍

Imagine 28 years of his in those shoes. My mouth is watering...I just can't handle 😍

          Companies during pride month be like

            We've changed our logo
            All Pride Month copypasta!
            Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.

            Male suicide is misogynistic, and here’s why

              Ya'll ever think about this? Moid suicide is just a scrote's final, desperate attempt to lash out against women. When you actually break it down, who suffers most when a scrote kills themselves? It's gonna be the women in their lives who end up performing EXTENSIVE emotional labour for those affected, especially since moids aren't capable of processing grief themselves (men are actually lacking in emotional range to experience complex emotions such as grief but let's just call what they feel "grief" to save time ☠️). At BEST suicidal moids are not considering the workload their suicide will bring to the women in their life, which...is.....MISOGYNY 😡😡😡
The motivation for male suicide (scroticide) is also inherently misogynistic. First of all you're a moid living under patriarchy, so...like...why are you complaining?? Why are you pretending that your life is hard? Women are living under constant fear of being raped and murdered DAILY but you want people to care about your problems? What problems? Dying in super mario?? Sis, I can't... 🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️
As we all know, the only thing a scrote requires to be happy in life is sex. So when a scrote is depressed, it's because they aren't able to use women's bodies to get off....YA'LL THEY ARE LITERALLY KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY FEEL ENTITLED TO OUR BODIES 🤣🤣
Ya'll, I am tired. I am tired of playing unpaid therapist for these useless scrotes who think they're entitled to me - to my body, to my energy, to my soul. From now on, I point blank refuse to feel sorry for any moid who kills themselves, and I encourage ya'll to do the same. Put yourself first 🤷🏾‍♀️
And to the scrotes are who are gonna read this and tell me I'm a bitch, or a c*nt, or whatever other incel slur you feel like throwing at me - I don't care. Because I'm tired of playing mommy for you. 💅🏿