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The Cyberpunk 2077 Penis Customization is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

    2020 ended with another disappointment
    To give yourself an average sized penis is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To give yourself an average size penis is objectively right. There are no situations other than kinky ass porn in which a person chooses to either have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Therefore the penis customization presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for having a micro dick, no one will fine you or kill you for having a Mandingo BBC, you gain nothing by having an average sized dick. You must give yourself an average sized dick out of the goodness of your own heart. You must give yourself an average sized dick because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The size of your character's penis is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

    Padme isn’t a pedophile

      Padme makes my pp feel weird 
      So listen. Hear me out. When Padme and Anakin met, they were both underage: Anakin at 9 and Padme at 14. Still a questionable relationship, but not illegal or statutory rape. Furthermore, they were separated soon after meeting, as Padme went back to Naboo and Anakin became a padawan under Obi Wan. While it was obvious that Anakin was in love in episode 1, it's not really suggested that Padme was yet having sexual thoughts about Anakin. They did not meet again until episode 2, where they were both above age 18. Only then do we see Padme falling in love with Anakin. So, in conclusion, it's reasonable to assume that they never had sex until episode 2 and Padme is definitively not a pedophile.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

      I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH

        "No thank you good sir. I do not wish to partake in any fighting."
        I👁️MAKE😡A🅰️MOTHERFUCKER🤬SAY👄O👌YEAH😎IM🥶COLD👀AS🅰️A🦁LION😶WITH🙅‍♀️NO💇‍♀️HAIR☝️IF😮YOU👈EVER👉SEE👀ME😀FIGHTING🤜IN🤏THE🌱FOREST🌲WITH🤔A👉GRIZZLY🐻BEAR😤HELP🙌THE👉BEAR🐻CAUSE😠THAT😵BITCH🤫GON😎NEED😷IT
        I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH. IM COLD AS A LION WITH NO HAIR. IF YOU EVER SEE ME FIGHTING IN A FOREST WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR... HELP THE BEAR!! CUZ THAT BITCH GON NEED IT

        Don’t watch an Anime Called Boku

          don't watch an anime called boku no pico
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          Don't ever, EVER watch an anime called "Boku." Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this sht? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fuk.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

          Serious game breaking bug in Cyberpunk 2077

            you can't even change your ass size in this game smh
            This game is so buggy that even the character creator is broken

I heard that the game had some bugs but I wasn’t expecting them to hurt my experience so quickly. I was making my character and I got to the genitals option and gave my character a penis. I scrolled through the size option and noticed a game breaking bug. The labels are wrong for the penises. I gave my character what was labeled as “small penis” and was surprised to find that it was way bigger than my real penis. This is a serious game breaking bug and CD Project Red needs to make fixing this issue it’s number one priority.