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Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard

    "graduated magnet koom" lol
    Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudely asked why a 12 year old was signing up for a prestigious institute. My son proclaimed "Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft". The dean tried to apologize but the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated magnet koom louder on the first day of college.

    12 Days of Hentai

      Santa knows what to give naughty weebs like you
      🎼On the first day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      A crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
      
      🎼On the second day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
      
      🎼On the third day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the forth day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the fifth day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Five onaholes , Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Six butt plugs, five onaholes ,Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the eigth day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the tenth day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the eleventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Eleven pairs of tiddies , Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
      
      🎼On the twelfth day of Christmas my father gave to me
      
      Twelve custom katanas, Eleven pairs of tiddies, Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶

      You fuck with the wrong furries

        Don't mess with me or I'll growl
        You fuck with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7
        
        Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.
        
        So grow the fuck up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives mastubating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.

        Oh, you’re a console pleb?

          Just your typical PC Master Race setup
          Oh, so you’re a console pleb? Ha, should’ve figured as much. You have no idea what my pc is capable of, let alone the iq to understand it.
          
          My gaming machine has an intel i10 10000k with DUAL, yes DUAL RTX 3090s. They’re not even available to the public yet. My dad works for NVIDIA so I have those perks.
          
          I have 264 GB of RAM to render my 8k 4D Hentai in mere seconds, and did I forget to mention, I have gamer girl piss cooling? That’s right, motherfucker.
          
          So next time you want to show off with your shitty console, think about my PC and how great my life is compared to yours. PC Master Race.

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