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Terminator morning ritual

    This pasta is over a decade old in case you're wondering
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    Gay Vegan

      Food for thought
      Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan?

Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.

      Haikyuu Hinata – Bathroom song

        bathroom bathroom I got to pee
        The scene
        bathroom bathroom I gots to pee I’m gonna Sprinkle all my Tinkle in the hole- 
Oh sorry about that!
        *Ben~ Ben~ Benjo Ben~
Nyō has come~ 
Benjo Ben~*

Benjo, utilizado antiguamente para referirse al retrete. 
Nyō, orina.

        Why attack on Titan is a flawed anime

          Isayama is now obligated to redraw previous chapters accurately
          Why Attack on Titan is a flawed anime

As a big fan of AoT, one big plothole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not a homo, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long cock as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favourite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realise his mistake and redraw his previous chapters accurately.

          Biden vs. Donald

            are you convinced yet?
            Approximately 15 people have died from COVID within the first 10 MINUTES of Biden’s presidency.

Compare that with former president Donald Trump, where there was not a SINGLE death in the first 1,125 days of his glorious reign.

Not convinced? Trump created approximately 72813% more jobs in HALF of his FIRST TERM than Biden has during in his ENTIRE time as president. The numbers don’t lie Liberals 😏👌🏼