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    Lara Croft makes pp hard
    first of all, too bad for the censorship, of course. second, would've loved to see the guy with even a slightly bigger cock and more realistic bigger balls.third, there is no change in the girl's moaning, from one position to the next, except for the cum scene. fourth, and this one is a positive, great rendering of the girl's body reaction. and fifth, last point... i think the last scene should be her facing him again, just as in the beginning, but now she is visibly pregnant...

    Yeet is a powerful, beautiful word

      Yeet
      The word has a distinct feel, and power to it. To yeet is to give your full power and soul to an action you're doing. While many believe yeet to be a fairly new concept, it has been around for centuries. Think back to the berserker warriors. They would be so immersed in pushing all their power into their attack that they wouldn't even register pain, or go into shock, until long after a regular fighter would have passed out. They were true yeeters. A more modern example is the common use of warp speed in science fiction. It's interstellar yeet. The word 'yeet' is really all that is new about this concept, and it is a very useful word indeed.

      TIFU by turning my grandpa into a weeaboo.

        Grandpa in now a weeb
        My grandma died last year and grandpa’s tken it hard. Now he used to be the dirty old man sort of guy, so I thought getting him Nekopara Vol. 0 (A visual novel about catgirls) for Christmas would be nice.
 
A few days ago, we met up at a wedding. I see my grandpa. He starts excitedly chatting with me about the game and I think, “I did a good thing” and tuned out the rambling.
 
I shouldn’t have. We go back to my grandpa’s place.
 
Grandpa: Here are the new decorations I have!
 
Mom: Dad, what is all this?
 
Grandpa: Stuff from the game your magnificent son gave me!
 
The whole apartment was littered with Nekopara figurines, posters, merch and etc. He had a body pillow in his bedroom. Now my family looks down on me for converting my grandpa into the weebiest of weebs.
 
I learned today through text he picked up Eromanga Sensei. God help his soul.
 
TL;DR: I gave my grandad a copy of Nekopara. He went ape-shit and bought merch. My family now hates me for converting him into a degenerate.

        I am Sexually Attracted To Thomas the Tank Engine

          Thomas seen some shit
          I have tried to hide my feelings for years now, but since last night, when I replaced the tunnel of a model train set with my ass and watched Thomas bury himself and 19 other freight trains in me, I have decided to reveal myself to the world.
There's something about his sinuous body, the way it twists and turns that just has a hold on me. I mean, who can resist his steam powered cock ramming into you at 100 mph, over and over until he finally releases a jet of smoke into your asshole, impregnating you with the essence of a god? I have set out on a quest to find him and his beautifully round face, those perfectly symmetrical eyes and that mouth designed for sweet, passionate lovemaking. Until then, all I can do is imagine every piston in his body penetrating me in every possible way.

          Consider yourself lucky, kid

            Nothing personnel kid
            Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. teleports behind you Nothin' personnel kid.