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Obama’s last name is…

    Obama's  last name is  .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................  We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full  commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other  guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you

We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy  to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and  we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)

We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too  shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game  and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give  you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you  Never gonna make you cry

Ha, you fool. I just Rickrolled you without even using a link. I bet you feel dumb right now. Get rekt.

    This is a pasta protected by the Spanish Inquisition.

      Long  ago in the land of Minecraft I noticed that the ink sacs were spelled  sac, instead of sack, I got confused and googled it, I discovered that a  sac is just an organic sack, part of an animal or whatnot, and now  multiple years later, I’m coming to the realisation ball sacks shouldn’t  be called ball sacks, they should be called ball sacs, a ball sack would be a man-made sack containing balls

This is a pasta protected by the Spanish Inquisition, you are not allowed to repost this

Got banned for false reasons, you all deserve to die, fuck the administrators, fuck Reddit, fuck it all

      Normal people: “I like to read.” Anon:

        I  am a lover of fine literature; most notably the epic poems of Ancient  Greece. I find that today's writers lack the rhetorical wit and  emotional depth of the ancient writers of yore.

To wit, an uneducated buffoon of lower intellect today may say to you - Hey, what's up? Wanna smash?

Whereas  a fine gentleman (such as myself) will quote the estimable Homer  himself - There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the  lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.

Now will you take my hand while I escort you to my subterranean abode?

        Average Redditor

          The average Redditor is insecure and unhappy

They flock to subs that are dedicated to punching down and revel in negative energy

They hate people and children and would prefer if mankind disappeared from the earth

They redirect their love to animals because they are unable to maintain normal human relationships

In short they are a Doomsday Cult

The only solace is that they are a relatively small and completely politically irrelevant slice of the population, and outside of Reddit they are shouted down as fringe maniacs

Which fuels their insecurity

And turns the Reddit wheel of hate and nihilism even faster

Which works just fine for Reddit; an amoral engine of ad-supported profits

          A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Lego city.

            A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Wuhan city.

Start the acetylene torch.

HEY!

Build the acetylene torch.

Lock him up in his apartment.

Weld the door shut.

And censor the media.

The new events that didn't happen from Wuhan city.

(sets not available in China)

            A funny story

              An  Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan,  an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an  Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a  Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese,  a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a  Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a  Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a  Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican,  a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a  Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an  Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a  Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a  Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a  Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a  Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an  Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian,  an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a  Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a  Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a  Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a  Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a  Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian,  a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a  Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a  Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian,  an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua  New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a  Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan,  a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian,  a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a  Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a  Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a  Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a  Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a  Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a  Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a  Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.”