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A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Lego city.

    A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Wuhan city.

Start the acetylene torch.

HEY!

Build the acetylene torch.

Lock him up in his apartment.

Weld the door shut.

And censor the media.

The new events that didn't happen from Wuhan city.

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    A funny story

      An  Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan,  an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an  Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a  Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese,  a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a  Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a  Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a  Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican,  a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a  Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an  Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a  Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a  Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a  Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a  Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an  Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian,  an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a  Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a  Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a  Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a  Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a  Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian,  a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a  Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a  Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian,  an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua  New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a  Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan,  a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian,  a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a  Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a  Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a  Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a  Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a  Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a  Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a  Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

      Emojivirus

        ACHOO‼️What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏 Uh-oh😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 coronavirus 😤😜😜

Don't  you know that the coronavirus 🤒 is CUMMING💦 to America 🇺🇲⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤  The world 🌏 HOE Organisation 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19📅 a POSSIBLE  PANTIE-DEMIC👄👌👈

No more  touching daddy 😫😫🧓 until you wash🚿🚿 your dirty 🤢🤮nasty little 🤞  fingers🖐️🖖✋  for 6️⃣9️⃣ secounds with sHOEp 💧 and water💦💧👅  otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡

Time  to stop 🛑 spredding your germs🤢🤒🤕 and start spredding 😯 your  legs👣👄👀 because everyone 👩👨‍🏫👷‍♂️🧜‍♂️is TWERKING😈😈 from  home🏠🏡

SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ coronavirus cunts 👉👌 otherwise the coronavirus 🙀🙀 is cumming 🍆🍑🍆 for you too 2️⃣

        i laughed, came, and had an epileptic seizure

          i laughed, came, and had an epileptic seizure upon seeing this post. It is in fact so hilarious that after I showed it to my entire family they nearly died from asphyxiation because they couldn't stop laughing at this quirky post. I am currently at my mother's funeral, and the priest is unable to keep a straight face when he reads about the cause of her death.

I'm just happy my mom died with a smile on her face :)

          Wiping your ass for the hundredth time and still having poop hurts more than a breakup

            I am currently sitting on the toilet and finished taking a shit, and now I have wiped my ass for the 600th time already and have used up half the roll.

This shit hurts more than a breakup, why do girls complain about breakups when this is a much bigger problem? My ass literally stings like crazy and it feels like im wiping with sandpaper now, AND THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING POOP DIDN'T WENT DOWN AT ALL AFTER WIPING A BILLION FUCKING TIMES!!

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