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    Brain Power

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      Redditor’s Oath

        I am the bone of my sword
        I shall take no wife and father no children. I shall wear no condoms and slay no pussy. I shall live and die in my virginity. I am the penis in the nothing. I am the watcher of the Naruto, Netflix, and porn. I am the shield that guards the women from me. I pledge my debauchery and extreme (Borat Accent)¡retardations! to the Dank Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

        yee yee ass cat ears – Genshin

          Keqing mains on suicide watch
          Ah neko don’t hate me because I’m overpowered neko. Maybe if you got rid of those yee yee ass cat ears you’d get some travellers under yo skirt. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether will call your fake feline ass after he’s done fuckin’ with that funeral consultant or fatui harbinger he fuckin’ with ~~~Yuheng
          Hey can an Adeptus come up in yo crib?
          
          Girl fuck you, I'll see you at the Jade Chamber.
          
          Ah Keqing don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful Keqing. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass cat-ears you got you'd get some Rex Lapis dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Aether'll call your cat ass if he ever stopped fucking with that astrologist or acting grandmaster he fucking with.
          
          Keqing...
          Ah, don't hate me Keqing cause I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass hairstyle, you'd get Aether on your skirt. Better yet, Aether would stop talking to Zhongli or Childe he hanging out with. See~ya.

          Morshu

            Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies. Sorry Link, I can't give credits. Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMMMMMM richer.
            Lamp oil, rope, bombs You want it?
            It's yours my friend
            As long as you have enough rubies
            
            Sorry link, i can't give credit
            come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMM richer!

            u got boxed like a fish?

              wiener built like tic tac?
              u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?