I hate Ranboo. He's evil. He stole Tubbo from me and now I'm going to cry. Does anyone find this relateable??? :/I 👁 hate 😡🖕🏻 Ranboo. He's 👨 evil 😈😇. He 👨 stole 😤 Tubbo from me and now I'm 💘 going 🏃💨🏢 to cry 😭. Does anyone 🙋 find 🔎 this relateable???
Say baby, say baby, say baby
What you doin'? (What you doin'?)
Where you at? (Where you at?)
Oh, you got plans? (You got plans?)
Don't say that (Shut yo' trap)
I'm sippin' wine (Sip, sip)
In a robe (Drip, drip)
I look too good (Look too good)
To be alone (Woohoo)
My house clean, uh (House clean)
My pool warm (Pool warm)
Just shaved (Smooth like a newborn)
We should be dancing, romancing, in the east wing
And the west wing of this mansion, what's happenin'?
I ain't playin' no games, every word
That I say is coming straight from the heart, uh
So if you tryna lay in these arms
I'ma leave the door open
(I'ma leave the door open)
I'ma leave the door open, girl
(I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
That you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you're coming through
Ooh, you're so sweet (So sweet)
So tight (So tight)
I won't bite (Uh-huh)
Unless you like (Unless you like)
If you smoke (What you smoke?)
I got the haze (Purple haze)
And if you're hungry, girl I got filets (Wohoo)
Ooh baby, don't keep me (Waiting)
There's so much love we could be making (Shamon)
I'm talking kissing
Cuddling
Rose petals in the bathtub, girl lets jump in
It's bubblin'
I ain't playin no games, every word
That I say is coming straight from the heart, uh
So
(If you tryna lay in these arms)
If ya'
Tryna
Lay in these arms
I'ma leave the door open
(I'ma leave the door open)
I'ma leave the door open, girl
(I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
Ooh-ooh
That you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you're coming through
(C'mon girl)
La, la, la, la-la-la-la
I need you baby
La, la, la, la-la-la-la
I got to see you baby
La, la, la, la-la-la-la
Girl, I'm tryna give you this
Ah
Hey, hey
I'ma leave my door open, baby
(I'ma leave the door open)
I'ma leave
I'ma leave my door open, girl
(I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
And I'm hopin'
Hopin', that you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you're coming through, woo
(La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
Tell me
(Tell me that you're coming through)
Woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo
Woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo
(La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
La, la, la, la-la
(Tell me that you're coming through)
Girl, I'm here just waiting for you (Ay)
Come on over, I'll adore you (Girl, gotta know)
(La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
I'm waiting, waiting, waiting for you
(Tell me that you're coming through)
Girl, I'm here just waiting for you
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So before I (100M) say anything at all, I (100M) am not the asshole and I (100M) will not tolerate any form of criticism and/or condemnation. I (100M) also will not tolerate downvoting me just for the sake of being the OP. With that said, I (100M) have these voices in my head (Immortal) and they don't stop. They tell me about how their immortality will haunt me (100M) for the rest of my life. Forgot to mention that I'm 100 and male, so I don't have much time left anyway. The voices said I (100M) must do whatever they (Immortal) tell me to do. They said that I had to fuck every single women on earth. I only got to 20, so I was enraged obviously. I went inside a daycare with a Nerf Gun, who I affectionally call (Attractive Rifle, 15F), or AR15 for short. I start blasting the little foam bullets every where and the kids (3M, 3F, 4M, 4F) came on me and busted my fucking skull open. As it turns out, that wasn't even a daycare. It was a home full of midgets and they were psychopaths and this copypasta is unfunny as fuck. So I ran the midgets over, shot my neighbor's dog, stole the dog's car, went to Washington DC and defecated all over the Rose Garden. AITA? I know I'm not, but it's worth a shot. I need an ego boost anyway.
before the Alabama comes in, no i don’t like her, no i don’t fantasise about her, no i don’t watch that weird ass stepsister shit. to put it plain and simple, she is pretty. that’s all, nothing else.
so basically here in the uk it’s like 12:30 am and i was lying down on the couch at my stepmums house. i went to go get a drink from the kitchen and didn’t even notice the light was on cos i have a habit of forgetting to turn them off so i assumed i accidentally left it on. as soon as i enter i see her at the table, too poor for clothes eating Cheerios while staring at her phone. i looked away obviously, but it being the middle of the night i couldn’t be loud. so basically i was whispering to her to try and tell her to go upstairs and put some clothes on. but of course she didn’t hear, so i had to look up a couple times to make sure she heard.
once she saw me, she stared for like a second with the most blank face and then got up and left
it was fucking weird
edit: fuck off guys can you please stop jesus im not attracted to her
edit 2: You guys are sick fucks. She’s my stepsister for fucks sake, why exactly would I be attracted to her? I had to change hot to pretty despite the fact that I said that I’m not attracted to her in the slightest. So i can say that girls on the street are hot, but suddenly if they are my stepsister then she’s suddenly ugly and I’m not allowed to say that? I fucking get that it sound weird but stop saying that I am the one in the wrong here when you are seeing a compliment to someone and lewding it to shit.