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Bob broke into a house one night

    Bob fuckin died, the end
    Bob broke into a house one night, to steal all things within his sight - He picked the lock, came through the door, he tiptoed slowly on the floor.
    
    He crept around without a sound, although, inside, his heart did pound - He reached out to check a drawer, to seek the riches he looked for.
    
    But then he made an awful creak and heard a harsh and brash voice speak, "Hey, who the hell are you, you bitch?" the voice said in an angry pitch.
    
    Bob turned to see a man who stood, who did what Bob thought no one could - He transformed right before Bob's eyes, became the size of many guys.
    
    A cannon sprung forth from his chest, he said, "It's time for you to rest." - He made Bob pay for all his crimes - He fucking shot him ninety times.

    Jerking off to stickmen with boobs

      post nut clarity do be hittin' different
      Wtf am I jerking off to? How has my life gone so downhill that I'm jacking off to drawings? I think I know why my dad left. It's because he knew what I would be doing in 20 years from now. Is this my life now. Do I Really get fucking aroused when I see a stickman with boobs, I do. Who am I inside? I don't know because I'm too busy jerking off to stickmen with boobs.

      25th Island of Greece

        You're welcome
        guys please don't look up 25th Island of Greece PLEASE
        Dont search for 25th island of greece
        Worst mistake of my life
        I just looked up "25th Island of Greece" and almost died
        don't look up '25th island of Greece'. worst mistake of my life.

        I have a degree in Film Directing

          I have a degree in Film Directing, I've seen well over 3000 movies, and written 3 screenplays. I've studied Kurosawa, Kubrick, Tarantino, and Scorsese. I saw Wings when they remastered it in 2012 at the TCM Film Festival. I also studied Shakespeare. You don't know me at all.

          Lego piece 26047

            You can't run from amogus
            guys please don't look up lego piece 26047 PLEASE
            Guys, don’t look up LEGO piece 26047. Worst mistake of my life.
            WHATEVER YOU DO. DO NOT SEARCH UP LEGO PIECE 26047. THE VOICES WON’T STOP. I JUST WANT TO SEE MY KIDS.