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We live in a society

    We Live In A Society in which us Gamers are ridiculed, mocked, shunned, bullied and ridiculed for simply choosing to undertake a hobby which requires critical thinking, lightning-fast reflexes and JUST AN OUNCE (in case you can’t tell, that is an understatement) more brainpower than what is required your typical ball game. However, females, in their backwards and downright unreasonable thinking, see us as bottom-dwelling, subhuman freaks and would rather settle for the bottom line of evolution, aka jocks (or “Chad”).

In order for Our Society to progress, this mindset must be completely eradicated and us Gamers, with our genetic high intelligence, impeccable combat knowledge and indescribable reasoning skills, must be allowed to impregnate females of our choosing with our seed. If this current course continues, humanity as a whole will be plagued with low-IQ specimens and unsatisfactory evolutionary progress. Do you think that extraterrestrial, intellectuals beings will look upon us as a species, no, as a SOCIETY, to be communed with, to be seen as EQUALS, if our highest evolutionary success is measured by how far you can throw a ball? Don’t make me laugh, sir.

Aside from your basic genetic and evolutionary advantages to be gained by having females (of our choosing) breed with us Gamers, we can also assure that they will be treated like the Goddesses that we see them as. No more will they be spending countless nights being physically abused and emotionally destroyed by your Common Chad. They will be shown courteous treatment of the highest quality by a true Gentlemen. Instead of Chad taking Stacy out to a restaurant, only to leave her the bill and abandon her that very same night to coitally engage with Veronica, they will be subjected to sublime culinary delights, tender strips selected from the finest breed of Poultry your normie brain could not even begin to comprehend, personelly delivered to my safe haven beneath my mother’s residence, paid for in currency I am earned by doing simple, gentlemenly duties for my beloved Matriarch. And she will euphorically enjoy her meal as I give her the foot massage she had craved for so long, a simple pleasure denied by the very selfish and obsolete mind of Chad.

So you see, the next time you seek to inquire if our movement is mere “satire”, You may wish to simply stop. Just stop, and instead of mocking us Gamers, perhaps try, as futile as it may be, to engage in intelligent discussion to the level of our satisfaction. Because you see, their time is coming. The age of the Chad is over. The age of the Gamers is upon us.

Gamers Rise Up.

    Tomato Town Police Report

      This pasta is a response to the Number 1 Victory Royale song
      Original pasta
      The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were “hitting that chug jug” as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo

      Is Jacking Off A Sport?

        So emotional....I'm crying rn
        Original video
        Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf, my nigga? All you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep.
Fishing on the other hand, what the fuck are you really doing athletically, my nigga, in fishing? All that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat. Usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill, or up in they're mouth. They're just sitting up in a goddamn boat, you know what I'm saying? Throwing a goddamn rod. It could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod. It could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a dead-ass butterfly, it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird, it could be anything, you know what I'm saying? "Oh my God, we caught a big-ass salmon! Reel that fat bitch in! Yeah!" Motherfucker what are you doing athletically? How the fuck is that working up a sweat, my nigga? What, you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in? Nigga, that’s not a sport, dawg.
Well, fuck it. You know what? It is a sport, fuck it. You guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherfucking dick to porn is a sport. There's two damn things that you have to do:
A: You build up a sweat. I don't give a fuck, nigga, if you are building up a sweat goddammit, that shit is considered a sport. You're building up a sweat.
B: And the most important part of that shit is that your hand is getting a workout. Nigga you're building up arm strength and you are building up your hand strength.
I don't know about you, nigga, but when I'm beating my shit, nigga, my fucking hand muscles get fucking tight, you know what I'm saying? And that shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can't do that shit so now I do it with my left hand.
Do you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? Nigga, in my opinion I believe it is. I know that some of you little trolling-ass, faggot bitches are gonna say, "Aw man, hahahaha! You must not get no pussy, motherfucker, if you jack off!" Motherfucker lets be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in their goddamn life. If you're gonna sit back and come on my goddamn post and troll my shit saying that, "Oh nigga, I never jacked off once in my life." Bitch, stop lying. Everybody does that shit, okay? So please miss me with that bullshit nigga, and go preach that shit to someone who's actually going to listen to you, okay? Number two: "Oh my God, this post was stupid it was pointless." Couldn't have been that stupid bitch, you still clicked on it! All the motherfuckers that are reading this post saw the title of the post before they clicked on the post. So it couldn't have been that stupid if you still proceeded to click on the motherfucker.
So… Jacking off… The shit's a sport. Fuck it.

        Basically every PragerU Video

          J U D E O - C H R I S T I A N V A L U E S
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          Donuts, the most famous baked good. They represent everything good & pure about this fine nation. but like most things, the Left is trying to ruin donuts by forcing their progressive values upon them. these days, donut shops are selling donuts with rainbow frosting, clearly in support of LGBT Pride. while there's nothing necessarily wrong with the LGBT Community, people should be allowed to buy donuts without having a left-wing, progressive agenda forced down their throat. the Left isn't just ruining donuts, over the years, more and more products have been sold in support of Gay Pride, from various other baked goods such as cake or cookies, to clothing, to even art. If you're still not convinced, on days after it rains, there's a rainbow in the sky, showing that the Left's influence is so strong, that even the Lord God himself has abandoned his Judeo-Christian values in favor of pandering to a Leftist Society. Things have gotten so bad, that when I use the mist setting on my garden hose, it too produces a rainbow. I haven't left my house in two weeks, and while my vegetable garden is slowly dying as we speak. It's better off my tomatoes quiver and die than succumb to the Leftist agenda. Now you may wonder why the Left wants to spread this agenda? Well it's because they're after this delicious boy pussy, but, they can't have it. I'm Dennis Prager.

          Dream stans

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            Yoshimpostor Amogus

              The original is "My Name is Yoshikage Kira"
              My name is Yoshimpostor Amogus. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Electric, where all the wirings are, and I am not sus. I work as a crewmate for the Space Ship, and I get to the cafeteria every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't sabotage, but I occasionally vent. I'm in Cameras by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of vigilance, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a crewmate, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last scan. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to evict I wouldn't lose to anyone.