Capitalism ruined cum

The taste of cum has been ruined by capitalist diets. Garlic, onions, broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus, meat, dairy products, alcohol, tobacco and other drugs are all known to make cum taste worse. Celery, parsley, wheatgrass, cinnamon, nutmeg, pineapple, papaya, and oranges are known to improve sperm taste. Proper hygiene, hydration, and regular exercise all contribute to better taste as well. It is well-tracked that consumption of fruits decreased, exercise decreased, and increased use of alcohol/tobacco/drugs: all done in large part by capital-driven forces. The focus on meat instead of more sustainable fruit and vegetable farming, the rise in sedentary and automotive (instead of pedestrian) life, and marketing of alcohol/tobacco/etc. all worsened the taste of cum- not just through poor diets/lifestyle but even down to available testosterone and sperm motility. Capitalism is literally emasculating. Please let there be more socialist dick in this world.
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Goodnight, girl, I’ll see you tomorrow.
Oh hey. I'm just about to go to bed. I know we couldn't Skype tonight, but that's alright. Goodnight, girl, I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, Greetings.
Until I saw your presence, I was in the midst of exiting this current room, in order to arrive in bedroom so that I could rest.
I acknowledge that we did not use the Skype app to talk to eachother through means of wireless connection, but, I think that the fact that we did not do this does not particularly matter.
I hope that the rest of your night continues well, I shall be with you again tommorow.