Wassup world! Yeah you. I'm Travis Scott and this is my McDonald's order, follow me. Here's my Quarter Pounder® with lettuce, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard and bacon (Yeah!). Here's my fries, sometimes I do this! Then I dip them into barbeque sauce. Oh yeah, and my Sprite®! (It's lit!). Same order since back in Houston, and you can try it too. Gotta go. The Travis Scott Meal, just $6. Say Cactus Jack sent you.
Shut the fuck up you "nasty bitch", I don't know how the fuck you jump in my sight, you little "nasty ass nigga". Shut your little bitch ass up, you dirty bitch. Who the fuck is this lone head-ass jaw breaker looking ass in miss marry? Shut your bitch ass up you ugly ass nigga you dirty as shit bitch. I'ma get to flamin yo dirty ass. You greasy "cheeseburger body you limp ass nigga", you fat as shit bitch.shut the fuck up you nasty bitch. i dont how the fuck you jump my in sight you lil nasty ass nigga. shut yo lil bitch ass up you dirty bitch. who the is this fuck lone headass, jaw breaker lookin ass nigga in miss mary. SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YOU UGLY ASS NIGGA YOU DIRTY ASS SHIT BITCH. IMA GET TO FLAMIN YO DIRTY ASS YOU GREASY CHEESE BURGER BODY YOU LIMP ASS NIGGA. YOU FAT AS SHIT BITCH SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP BITCH.
is it normal for a 14 yo boy to have a dick? it started growing at such a fast pace all of sudden, I am too desperate because I don't know what to do!! Should I chop the thing off??
I astral projected and entered the spirit realm and flashed my nutsack at Allah and he killed my mom. I tried bringing her back to life with selenite and quartz but she's dead and now Allah is banging my mom in the astral plane. I covered my house in salt and burned sage to try and cleanse his negative energy away but I can sense he is coming to kill and fuck the spirits of more of my family members. My goldfish is sick and I think he's next. Nobody is safe. Protect yourselves, witches.
I have a system of 911,420 alters!
Here are some of them ✨✨✨✨
Dream (he/him/she/her/ße/ßeself/racist/racistself) (struggles from ADHD, cancer, and DID), straight, triggered by cheaters
COVID-19 (mask/maskself) (struggles with being sexist), pansexual, anti vax, triggered by vaccines
Margaret Thatcher (she/her/piss/pissself/Britainself) (hates Argentinian people), asexual,
McDonalds Big Mac (she/her/burgerself/cum/cumself) (suffers from diarrhea), shitsexual
The US State of Missouri (Missouri/Missouriself) (has OCD, Tourette’s, ADHD, Depression, DID, OSDD, Cancer, Gonorrhea, and COVID), goth, bisexual, trans, triggered by high crime rates
Uncle Clarence (he/him/molesterself), gay, triggered by women (sorry!)
My Toilet (it/itself/piss/pissself/shit/shitself) (has diarrhea and PTSD), pansexual, has a piss kink, triggered by plungers
Joseph Stalin (he/him/Swedish Welfare System) (hates Ukrainians), asexual, triggered by food, especially wheat
I hope I am valid 💕💕💕💖💖✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨🖤💜💜🖤💜🖤💜 -Margaret Thatcher
So yesterday I was having some sexy (sex) time (not too much) with my female (F) wife. Everything was going fine, plec, plec, plec, ploc, ploc, ploc, until I had the urge to set my prostate yogurt free. I took a long breath and let it rip, and in the end of the flow I announced "NOT THE CHICKEN, NOR THE EGG... I CAME FIRST" and slapped my girl's ass. She hasn't spoke to me since the incident and it's been five days. What should I do, reddit?