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A hole in my son’s body pillow

    A dakimakura is a long pillow with a printed design originating from Japan. 
    My son is 13, recently I've bought him a body pillow of a cartoon he liked and I've noticed he made a hole in it, does this mean he doesn't like the pillow? Should I buy him a new one?


    All chihuahuas are so damn ugly

      The Chihuahua is the smallest breed of dog in the world.
      I don’t care anymore. I hate chihuahuas. They’re so small and stupid looking it pisses me off to no end. I’ve known a lot of people have own/owned one, and I hated every single one of them.

The “clickity clack” of their ugly little uncut nails, how small their fucking heads are; you can’t even pet them on their heads because instead you’re petting their nasty, watery eyes. The fact that they’re smaller than my cat in itself is an abomination. My ex has one of those critters and loves it to pieces, I don’t even miss the relationship solely for the fact that I never have to see that mf again.

And they are so aggressive. Why??? They have so much nothing going on in their life they have to bark like a constant squeak toy and literally attack every person that comes to the door. What are you gonna do? Rip my leg off? Doubt. Thats my rant.

      Add sex to Clash Royale

        Clash Royale is a freemium real-time strategy video game developed and published by Supercell.
        They need to add sex in clash royale so bad I'm so sexy mood i want sex in this game dear clash royale I am a horny 9 year old in 3rd grade and I need sex in this game kt fulfill my needs it will be so hot and naked and I'll nut and sex and it will be HotPls

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          Masturbation is a sport

            "involves individuals and groups that can compete against each other"
            Masturbation is a sport.

According to Oxford Dictionary, a sport is defined as “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment."

Masturbation:

   • involves physical exertion

   • involves skill

   • is entertaining

   • involves individuals and groups that can compete against each other

Therefore, using this criteria, beating your meat is objectively a sport.

            Was I wrong for masturbating?

              This past weekend my son had his girlfriend over for dinner and I was having a really hard time keeping my eyes off her. she really is a very attractive young lady. She was wearing black leggings that were so tight that they left little to the imagination. I could clearly see her thong line through them and her small camel toe. I could not stop thinking about how that shaved pussy must taste. After dinner I went into my office and put on some porn and found a woman that resembled her and got a fist full of lube and jerked off and blew a massive load into a wad of tissue