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i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shahzam

    but he wears the freshest clothes
    i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shahzam. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

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      Chug Jug With You

        We got a...
        
        1# Victory Royale, yeah, Fortnite we 'bout to get down (Get down!)
        
        Ten kills on the board right now
        
        Just wiped out Tomato Town
        
        My friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading southbound
        
        Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets, look at the map, go to the marked sheet
        
        (Chorus)
        
        Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today!
        
        You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake!
        
        I really love to..
        
        Chug Jug with you!
        
        We can be pro Fortnite gamers!
        
        (End of chorus)
        
        He said..
        
        "Hey Broski!", "You got some heals and a shield pot?"
        
        "I need healing, and I am only at 1 HP."
        
        "Hey dude, sorry!", "I found nothing on this safari."
        
        "I checked the upstairs of that house, but not the underneath yet."
        
        "There's a chest that's just down there,", "The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare!"
        
        I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend, more than you can contend.
        
        I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer!
        
        Cool.. pro.. Fortnite?
        
        (Chorus)
        
        Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today!
        
        You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake!
        
        I really love to..
        
        Chug Jug with you!
        
        We can be pro Fortnite gamers!
        
        (End of chorus)
        
        La, la la, la laa ee ya! X2
        
        La, lA AUGHH
        
        La laa ee ya! (Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer?)
        
        Pro Fortnite Gamer..
        
        Can we get a win this weekend?
        
        Take me to Loot Lake!
        
        Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate!
        
        Let's hop in an ATK, take me to the zone!
        
        I'm running kind of low on mats, I need to break some stone!
        
        Dressed in all his fancy clothes, He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro!
        
        He just shot my back, I turn back and I attack!
        
        I just got a Victory Royale, A Victory Royale..
        
        (Chorus)
        
        Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today!
        
        You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake!
        
        I really love to..
        
        Chug Jug with you!
        
        We can be pro Fortnite gamers!
        
        (End of chorus)
        Verse 1
        Got a number one victory royale
        Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
        Ten kills on the board right now
        Just wiped out tomato town
        My friends just got down
        I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
        Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
        Look at the map go to the mark sheets
        
        Chorus
        Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
        You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
        I would really love to, chug with you
        We can be pro fortnite gamers (pro fortnite gamers)
        
        Verse 2
        He said hey broski
        You got some heals and a shield pot
        I need healing and I am only at one HP
        Hey dude sorry, I found nothing on the safari
        I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
        There’s a chest that’s just down there
        The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
        I’ve got V-Bucks that I’ll spend
        More than you can contend
        I’m a cool pro fortnite gamer
        Cool pro- fortnite ga-
        
        Chorus
        Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
        You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
        I really love to, chug with you
        We can be pro fortnite gamers
        
        Bridge
        La la la la la ee a
        La la la la la ee a
        La la la la la ee a
        Yeah you be my pro fortnite gamer
        Pro fortnite gamer
        
        Verse 3
        Can we get a win this weekend
        Take me to loot lake
        Let’s change the game mode and we can disco dominate
        We’ll top an ATK take me to the zone
        I’m running kind of low on mats
        I need to break some stone
        Dressed in all these fancy clothes
        He’s got Renegade Raider
        And he’s probably a pro
        He just shot my back
        I turn back and I attack
        I just got a victory royale
        A victory royale
        
        Chorus
        Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
        You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
        I really love to, chug with you
        We can be pro fortnite gamers