Ha oh man, this reminds me of the time in I ran into Kaboose at the Piggly Wiggley, I told him I worked for Riot and I loved the way he played, etc.

Unfortunately, it was really strange because the whole time he kept shuffling his feet looking around occasionally he put an item or two in. Overall kinda seemed strangely obsessed with the fresh fish section.

I kept yapping my trap in the freezer aisle about VALORANT Champions Tour, how I thought they really had a chance to make NA proud. You get the idea.

And all of a sudden when we got to the checkout counter he finally said something back to me that was hard to hear at first because of masks and all. He said “I need some help..” Sure I said, what do you need bud! “ I need about treefiddy..” Well it’s about that time I noticed that Jake “Kaboose” McDonald wasn’t a 20 year old American Esports player at all! He was a goddamn Lochness Monsta from the Paleozoic era! I said go away monsta, you’re not gonna get nothing out of me again!

Well so called Jake “Kaboose” McDonald shuffled his way out of the Piggly Wiggly into the parking lot, and ultimately into our hearts as one of the best players on team Envy. Man other than that, I think he’s a really great guy and can’t wait to watch him play this week.

And that’s the story of how I met Kaboose.